@EricaSumner13 - Chronicles of a Wineux: Chicken Soup Can't Heal Cell Phones

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A vindictive yet lovable dachshund; a plucky protagonist with questionable judgment; and possibly a mystery that weaves a bit of Egyptology into the plot.

Throw in, among many other things, the Air Marshall Incident; the iron-pumping octogenarian Mrs. Majelski and her walker; granny panties on crack; ROTC boys – (wait! time out!!) – mmmm, ROTC boys (okay – time in, and you'll see why when you get to Chapter 16); the OCD Tissue System (patent pending by Sara Donovan); and the seat number C5 (Why C5? Because C4 is so cool. And C5 is one more, so obviously it's one better than the most explosive seat in the room); and you have one very UNIQUELY funny story.

And don't forget there's a mystery to solve.

Or is there?

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