Super Fucks

Harley Quinn X Male Reader

Aa - Harley speaking
Aa - Reader speaking
Aa- Reader writing

"No. Leave it."
"Ya sure, Mistah (Y/N)?"
"I like it. Makes you look cuter."
"Aw, Mistah (Y/N). Ya sure know how to make a gal blush." Harley's cheeks went bright red. I could see her blush even under her porcelain white makeup.
"I took classes," I said sarcastically.
Harley laughed. She's so cute when she laughs. "I bet ya wouldn't need a class in the world for such a natural charm."
"Well I bet you're naturally crazy. You didn't need anyone or anything to change you like that."
"Aw, ain't you just a big heart in a body too small, huh, Mistah (Y/N)?"
"Well, if you say it, it must be true."
Again, she giggled her little giggle. "So, when're we gunna start this, huh? I ain't no patient gal, y'know."
"We can get started whenever you like, Harley."
She skipped closer and got right in my face. "Keep this on, right?" she asked, pointing to her jester hat.
"Yes. That stays on, the rest comes off."
"Oh, really? I ain't got much on, though. You strip first." She was closer in my face, a snobby yet polite look on her face.
I smiled down at her. "Hmph, fine." I put my hands to the bottom of my shirt.
"Hey! Didn't even offer me the job! I think your natural charm may be naturally fading!"
I put my hands up. "Sorry, your majesty. Would you like the honours of removing my clothes?"
She grinned and swayed like a little school girl. "Yes. I would."
"Okay then, Ms. Quinn. Go ahead."
Harley lifted up my shirt over my head and threw it into a shadowed corner. "Wow, Mistah (Y/N). B'in workin' out, aye?"
I laughed. "Maybe."
She giggled and knelt down. Unbuckled the belt, undid the button, unzipped the flyer, and tugged at my pants to get them down. She looked up. "One more thing." She yanked down my underpants and giggled as she stood.
The breeze from the slightly open window hit me, everywhere, and it was cold, but I wouldn't shiver in front of her.
"Okay, you're all stripped. My turn!"
I slipped off her suit and she was straight away naked, huge breasts and ass just out. "No underwear?"
"Too thick for the suit. Plus you never know when you might bump into your next target." She winked after that sentence, and I knew exactly what she was indicating.
"Huh. Well, I like this better." I smirked down at her.
She smiled back and harshly pulled me in by the neck for a passionate kiss. When she pulled away, she looked up at me with a big grin. She could see my expression. "Ya waited for that?"
"A while."
"Oh, I can do a lot more than that, y'know."
I leant in and kissed her, a harsh, rough kiss, picking her up and letting her wrap her legs around my waist. I walked to the end of the bed and dropped her straight down.
She pushed herself up to the top of the bed and let me slide on top of her. She moaned as I slid over her body, an overgrown snake with limbs and sexual intentions.
"How hard ya gunna fuck me?"
"Harder than it is to explain how hard I'm going to fuck you."
She giggled. "That made no sense, but I love that."
I smiled and went down to her neck. I bit it, and she gasped, and as if to apologise, I kissed it. Then I began to insert the 'sausage' into the 'bun'.
Harley moaned. "Mm... Yeah, Puddin."
"Yeah," I whispered in her ear, "there's a new Puddin in town."
Her little giggle returned. "Harder, Puddin. Harder!"
I shoved my dick further in, harder and harder. Her breaths got heavier and heavier. I flipped her over and she got on all fours. I held her waist gently and pulled her towards me as I pulled myself towards her. She screamed and moaned, and all the noises soon turned to orgasms. The bobbles on her hat swayed like swings the harder I went.
"Yes! Puddin, yes!"
I went harder and harder, forcing my dick further and further into her unexplored temple in her backside. Her orgasms were matching up to the beats of each push.
We were at it for a good few hours. She screamed and moaned, yelled and breathed heavily.
When I was done, I rolled off her, the last position being missionary. We both tried to catch our breath.
Harley started to laugh, and looked beside her to me. "Y'know what? I love you, Puddin."
I smiled and kissed her cheek, leaving a mark where her makeup came up. "You know what? I love you, too, Harley."
She giggled and gave me one last kiss, before cuddling up to me for a good nights sleep.