Having a sleepover at my friend Sukrans house with Sukran, Aidy, Khadijah, Fatima & me (Shamay)
All the three other girls were asleep me and my friend sukran were the only ones still awake and her parents had gone to bingo so.......
Sukran said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuck up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a square shaped rock hard motherfucken SHIT!!!, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no,one was awake, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U HAIRY ASS, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, (still with the toilet paper in her hands.) I told her not to call the cops, im gotta take a photo of this haha , and that was that all over facebook and everything and I will be scarred for life so off to bed i went and i took the bed not next to the bathroom,to make sure she wont wake me up with the sound of her big rock hard shit. she got grounded for 2 months later.. for eating pizza (pizza gives her diarrohea)
I TOLD U, U SHOULDNT OF READ THIS now ur scarred for life ahahahah wtf
