On day Erwin was walking around the halls when his ear holes heard something through Levis door. His mind said to stay out of it but his eyebrows said
'go for it commander handsome!'
He started to walk up to the door and open it slightly. His eyebrows fell off at the horrible sight.
'I regret nothing'
Was the last thing they said. Tears started to form in his eye holes as he marched to the naked men.
"Eren,Levi!" Ewrin screamed.
They both jumped and looked at him.
"E-erwin, w-what are you d-doing in here!" Levi stuttered as he tried to find his pants. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a pink condom.
"Use protection." He said as he looked out the window and say his eyebrows ascend to the heavens.
'You did it erwin, your job here is down'
They said and Erwin slowly ascended to the heavens with them listening to screams from Levi and Eren freaking out about the situation.
Erwin: remember to use protections or you will have the face eyebrow-less-Erwin
