Shit from my head idk

Halp <(•-•^)

What's shaking bacon

What's up buttercup

Good day cupcake

Hey babe (do it with a nod bc it's really casual and shit)

Hey hey chick-fil-a

You know my taste in music is? 'My face?' Anything good which includes your face

(Casually use cute pet names do it)

Why am I writing this shit down????

Oh right because I suck at flirting

Anyways

@ brother stop driving so fucking slow like what's your problem man who r u

I live on the edge

That means walking a normal pace when walking to the bathroom at 3am

Once I close my door tho it's jumping to the fucking bed

#parkour

Why is it so sunny this is gross

I don't think clouds exits right now

I wish they did, I love clouds

(Song comes on shuffle)

BECAUSE THEY SLEEP WOTH A GUN AND KEE AN EYE ON U SON SI THEY CAN WATCH ALL TE THINGS YIY DO

Fuck I love MCR

Ew who am I 2007 pete wentz

Jk I totally am

#soproud

TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVIN SHIT OUT OF ME THEY CANT CARE LESS- okay I'll stop

Gr8 song tho

Why is the road closed no fair

What if the road wants to be open

Pricks

Hill croft? Lmao hillcroft lady grove

That's an actual place

I'm pretty sure idk I learnt it from a comedy show and it's totally what the queen would call her vagina

Thanks Russell Howard

My wrists hurt fuck this

Fuck everything honestly

Like stitch

Never liked that fucker

LILO WAS WAY COOLER

Oh spotto

And we pulling up to the centre mother fuckers I see their car and my will to live yay