Intro The red people are extremely vicious and like to destroy things all the time. They are always up to mischief. The red people live in Redford, which is an extremely not safe place. Never EVER go there. NEVER!!!!!
Well, a red person normally comes from a transparent mum and a red dad ; or vise versa. Or two red people.
Warning: The red people do not like the green people since they are to nice.
Colour: Red Hobbies: Crime Personality: Angry, vicious and violent Favourite place to go: Tesco Favourite Food: Brain with mash and pea's Type of fun: Being mean Body: Usually skinny
Every Tuesday the red people travel to a place called The Tower of Redsted. This is where they prey to their God , Redora, the most meanest thing in the universe. If you ever come across Redora then run. Don't turn and look back, just run.
(If you don't know what running is, then I suggest the Internet. It will come in very handy for this purpose)
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A Red Persons Morning Routine:
3:01am- wake up 3:04am- brush one tooth 3:06am- morning poop 4:00am- shower 4:23am- run around screaming 5:23am- brush hair 5:47am- brush second tooth 5:50am- order fish and chips for breakfast 6:20am- Have a game of shot-put with other red people.
*There way of Shotput is completely different to the way humans do Shot-put. Unfortunately I cannot share there way of Shot-put since it is to violent.
Anyway, I hope you have learnt a lot about the red dudes!!
