Rulse
1) You get some corn with ligher crap in it, then you BURN THE MOFO and then you eat it cuz it'll wanna eat you.
2) USE YOU LEGS AND RUN FASTER THAN A GREACED PIGGIE
3) Get some bacon and throw it behind you, when running away. It will notice that the bacon is his/her 2nd cousin and stop to mourn, but you have to run faster because it will get angry at you for cooking his/her realitive and chase after you.
4) You could just give up and let the piggies get you.
5) Get a pink balloon and put lipstic on it. If the piggie is a guy, it will be attracted to the piggie and leave you alone.
MAKE SURE THAT WHEN YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ESCAPE THEM PIGGIES YOU ARE PRAPARED WITH THE THINGS YOU NEED! ALWAYSSS!
Thinks you will need:
1) Bacon
2) Rope
3) Pink balloons
4) Lipstic
5) Butter or margine
6) Be a good runner
7) Pointy stick
8) Coffin, if you give up.
9) Corn
10) Lighter fluid
11) Lighter
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Thnaks everyone for reading this very much. I will update soon. My laptop broke and now I have to use this veryyyy stupid PC and it is stupid.
Did I mention that it is stupid?
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~DangerousPiggies
