Me: Why does no one ask questions Papa Lovi?
Lovino: Maybe no one has the guts to ask. Or maybe No one likes us.
Feliciano: Lonleeeeey. I have noboooody. Nobody to love meeee.
Lovino: *cries*
Romeo: At least people still love me!
Lovino: Shut up!
Me: Guys stop fighting.
Feliciano: Can I call the Mafia to help fight?
Lovino and Me: No!!
Romeo: You wouldn't really call the Mafia on me, would you?
Feliciano: Try me and we'll see.
Me: Who put extra tomatoes on his pasta?
Romeo: *slowly backs away*
Me: Call the Mafia Papa.
Lovino: My pleasure
Feliciano: Yay!!
Me: This is what happens when you don't ask questions. Uncle Romeo gets brutally murdered.
Romeo: Ask questions please
Me: You should probably go take a ice cold bath.
Lovino: This is why we give Feli pesto. Not tomato sauce.
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