"I have no talents." *girl magically turns into a majestic singer that is like perfect*
I can't even...
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"She'll never love anyone." *Harry Styles asks her out all the time and she's like 'omq ily bby'*
N O !!!!!
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"I put my hair in a simple messy bun, threw on my Hollister sweatpants, my American Eagle t-shirt, and my TOMS."
Is it just me or does almost every girl dress this way in fan-fictions? Like, why can't they wear skirts for the hell of it?
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"I was in row 535 and Zayn made eye contact with me."
Yes, because that is totally possible in your tiny whore brain. :-)
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"He looked so familiar with his brown curly hair and emerald eyes. I couldn't quite place his name...but I've seen him before."
Oh! Maybe because he's world-wide famous?
No...no...that CANT POSSIBLY BE IT! CAN IT!?
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"He's so dark but he needs me. He loves me. He'll never cheat on me."
Girl, dark Harry was meant to be a rebel. If you think he'll be faithful then you are out of your freaking mind.
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"I was in the store with Harry and I saw a magazine with him and another girl on it. HES CHEATING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!"
I know where this is going.
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"THANK GOD, FOOOODDD!" Niall yelled like a starving African child as he opened the fridge.
No. No. N O. Niall eats. Niall isn't hungry 283846392% of the day you buttholes.
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"He started kissing down my neck....and you know what happens next ;)"
No. Do they have a tickle fight? Does a clown pop up from under the bed asking to give foot massages? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!
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Harry starts dating a girl who....
-has never kissed anyone
-has never cursed
-has never seen a guy naked
-has never had sex
-has never been touched
Hellooooooo he doesn't want to do all the work, stupid people.
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"I was the school's nerd but I turned out pretty and Harry fell in love with me."
Need I add a comment? I think not.
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THANK YOU ALL! MAYBE CAN I HAVE LIKE TWO VOTES FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER? PLEASE!
ILY ALL!
