Shrek's second layer is your common weirdo/avoid that guy kind of guy.
Shrek is watching TV when a bird craps on his house, he notices because it dented his moldy roof.
He goes outside and looks at his roof, but can't see the poop since it isn't on the edge.
He stacks his earwax collection, and makes a staircase to the roof.
Once he reaches the top, he sees the poop, and the bird getting ready to do it again. The fat bird can't fly away though.
Shrek walks up to the bird and snaps its neck. He then eats the bird.
Next he sees the pile of poop
He licks his green lips, and smells the pile of crap.
After he sniffs, he licks part of it, and says, that really hit the spot!
Soon later, he has eaten the entire pile of poop. He took a birds life just for doing its business. That's layer 2. It may not be super harsh, just weird, you know.
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The Layers Of Shrek
HumorShrek is known as a popular kid's movie character, and a incredibly popular, trending internet meme. But little did you know, he's a killer, an evil ogre. He even admits it! He says he has layers like an onion, and the more layers you break from him...
