Okay so after the events of Civil War team Cap was like "okay where do we go now?" Bc Star Spangled Man did not have a plan for that. Honestly he thought everyone would go home but there's only two people on his team who lives in a stable household. Wanda's fucking homeless now Steve. Did you think you think you could just go back to Brooklyn and take Bucky with you? Wow. You have other children to feed. You can't just pick a favorite. So everyone decided to stay at Sam's house even though they didn't ask. They were like "hey let's stay at Sam's house" and Sam was like "no" but no one listened. So everyone except Clint, who went home to his wife, kids, and traitor baby, crashed into Sam's house and tried to figure out the rooming situation. There were two guest rooms and a couch available. After hours upon arguing the Team had finally came to an agreement. Scott would take the couch, Wanda would get a guest room for herself, and Steve and Bucky would share the other room like they would do back in the day. But whoever came with that plan did not think of it throughly bc Steve and Bucky did not leave their room bc they fucked 24/7. The end.
