15 || FARTING
Baekhyun: /PRUUUT/ (sfx 'yan 'wag kang ano)
You: Eww, Baek?
Baekhyun: So what? Kahit umutot ako, maganda ako, ikaw ba?
Sehun: /PRUUUT/ Oh, I'm very thorry /yuko/
You: Uy 'wag!
Sehun: Huh?
You: 'Wag kang yumuko, mamamatay ka! Lol.
Xiumin: /PRUUUT/ Heheheh, nasobrahan ata ako sa baozi.
Lay: /PRUUUT/ Uy, bagong ringtone ko ba 'yun?
Luhan: /PRUUUT/ S-Sorry.
You: It's okay.
Luhan: Nabawasan ba ang pagiging MANLY ko?
Tao: I got a new gu--- /PRUUUT/ ASDFGHJKL! Naututan ko ang gucci kooo!
Chanyeol: /PRUUUT/
You: /PRUUUT/
Chanyeol: /PRUUUT/
You: /PRUUUT/
Chanyeol and You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH /derps/
D.O: /PRUUUT/ I-I'm sorry O__O
Kai: /PRUUUT/ Sexy ng utot ko, no? /winks/
You: /nahimatay/
Suho: /PRUUUT/ Eh ano naman kung umutot ako?! Normal lang naman 'yun.
You: Defensive asf.
Chen: /PRUUUT/ Gago sinong umutot?! Tangina ang baho!
You: Huh? Akala ko ikaw?
Chen: Ako? Ako na si Kim Jongdae, uutot?! Ako na gwapo, hot, sexy, sikat, cute at pogi, uutot lang?! Hindi mo ata kilala kung sino si Kim Jongdae? /super extra defensive/
Kris: /PRUUUT/ It wasn't me. Farting is not my style.
