So ya girl Jaz is out and about on her way to her meet & greet with ZAYN!!
Jaz @ her brother John: so what do ya think of the meet & greet boo??
John: YASS QUEEN SLAY BOO YASS TASSSSS
Jaz: ummmm ok...
John is TRIGEREDT AF
John: STOP!!!BEINT!!SHADDY!!! IM LITERALLY CALLING MOM RN
*calls mom*
John: MOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM JAZMINE IS BEINT SHADY AGAIN
*mom calls jaz a PUTA and hangs up*
Jaz remains unbothered
Finally its time to meet ZAYN
Jaz tells ZAYN: awww i was hoping gigi would be here :(
ZAYN: the fuck is a gigi??
THE PRESS IS ALL OVER IT
WHERE WAS THIS SHADE COMING FROM???? HAS ZAYN MADE HIS RELATIONS HIP WITH TYLER JOHNSON OFFICIAL??? WHERE IS JENNA???
Jaz: wait so ZYLER is real???
John pulls out his rainbow flag and is wearing all rainbow clothes and face paint
John: YASSD QYEEN FUCK IT UP SLAY BOO YASS YOU GO GIRL YASS GAGA SLAYYY
Jaz takes in all the tea..
Anyways the meat & greet went well. Jaz even got ZAYN to sign adoption paper! Now that hes a fuckin queer she can have 2 dads!!
But whats really important is...
How will she resist her DESIRES for her gay dads to love her... In a STRAIGHT way...
Will Jaz be able to handle it??
To be continued...
YOU ARE READING
The Bible
RomanceSo some nasty crazy shit is about to go down. So basically people are starting to question if "Larry" is even real or if One Dirextion even exists at all. Also some ppl will prolly fuck or somethin but idk
