Insult 7

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Dedicated to girls that go to an all girls school

Random dude: What school do you go to?

You: *insert school* It's an all girls school

Random dude: Sick are you all lesbians

You: *looks at him dead in the eye* Yes. Yes we are, we even have a section in the entry exam that gives you three options straight, bi or lesbian you can't get into the school if you aren't lesbian or bi. We all make out in the bathroom stalls and sometimes we have threesomes and foursomes with other girls.

And then just watch his reaction go from shocked to confused to horny and finally to realization of how much of a dumb ass he is.

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