Delirious Rants

Siblings - The torture

Alright, so siblings aren't actually a torture. Sometimes.
I have a 10 year old brother, who is the epitome of evil.
It's practically every elder sister's thoughts, so I believe we may have something in common.

Well, first of, younger siblings.
Why are they such a pain in the butt?

So many reasons...

Well here are a few of them.

Number 1 - They think that they should be included in everything.
And I mean EVERYTHING.

Be it watching TV or going to a party.

When my friends come over, my brother will annoyingly barge in. He'll then bore me with his non stop jabber.

The only person he ever seems to annoy though, is me.
All my friends will just call him cute and all.

Excuse me?! Whose side are you on here?

Whenever I have to go somewhere...my brother will assuredly question me like a freaking reporter.

Where are you going?

When will you be back?

Is it a party?

Will you get gifts?

Will there be food?

And the most annoying question of them all.

Can I come?!!

No. You cannot -.-

Number 2 - The special treatment that they get.
It doesn't matter if he was the one who stepped on my foot.
I will be the one who's blamed.

All of my relatives are like, where's your brother? I mean, do you not want to acknowledge me or...?

Whenever we have a fight, dad comes and asks us both, what happened?

My version, of course, is the honest and fair one.

His version, though.

Daaaaad, she's troubling me.

Hello, I didn't even acknowledge you.

Daaad, she's lying.

You're one to say.

She is bossy.

That's only a little true.

Daaad, she doesn't let me watch TV.

You're the one who won't let me have a chance at watching my favourite movie!!!

The list is honestly too big.

I can't even complain about him now...this is what I get if I do.

I admit that he's a bit naughty.

A bit?!

But you should also mind your attitude

I did!

He's your baby brother. Be kind to him.

I'll just leave.

Number 3 - The time consuming fights.

This is seriously annoying.

I have a chocolate. He has one.

Equal equal.

You would think that they'd be no fights?

Wrong.

You have more than me.

No comment.

My brother insists on opening my food along with him.
If, by the time he's finished his chocolate, and I haven't...

Can I have some?

No.

Don't you remember that I shared my ice cream with you the last time?

Sure you did.

Just a little piece...

When no means no!!

Honesty, every single time, the topic of the quarrel remains same as long as a squirrel stays still.

Which is, not long.

Before I know it, the fight is about how I pushed him or how I broke his toy helicopter 5 years ago.

Good memory, btw.

Number 4 - Unnecessarily poking in my business.

I'm checking out my Facebook profile and suddenly I sense a little creep peering at my phone's screen.

He'll smirk and say...

I'll tell mooom.

You'll tell mom that I'm looking at my friend's pictures??

Go right ahead. 😑

I lock my room to gossip with my friends...

Why did you lock the door?

What are you doing?

I know you're talking about me..
I'll tell mom!!!

Because I have nothing better than to talk about him.

Get.
A.
Life.

Alright, alright. He's a kid. I'm a teenager.
We have a age difference.
And I should be more mature.

But....
It isn't fair!!!

Is it just me or something?

Maybe it is. I am not the most responsible person ever.
But from what I've heard, not all siblings are a bundle of angels.

Never mind, I'll be back with some some more rants soon.

See ya later.

I shouldn't have done this.... But.

Alligator!!!!

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Don't forget to vote and comment if you can relate to this kind of unjust behaviour 😂😂😂😂 I mean, siblings CAN be and are a pain...

But I can't even be without my brother. I mean, annoying as he is, he's my only source of entertainment. xD

(Check out that GIF. Totally what I seem to be saying to my brother these days)

Toodles!! :P