I woke up from my dream from the
snoring noises of this fat ass next to me. Damn it. I then pressed my face on the tiny widow of the plane. Ocean, nothing better than looking at water, just glorious. The fat dude in the tropical button up and kakis stopped snoring and I started to fall asleep when some asshole started to kick my seat. I turned around to see a little girl, around five. She was dark and had black pigtails. She was wearing a deep blue and pink striped dress with pink flip flops kicking the back of my seat.
" Is this bothering you? " she asked with smirk.
" Yes, I would really appreciate it if you would stop it. "
She just smiled and continued kicking.
" Brat. "
I looked to her mom right next to her in the jean shorts and purple tank for some help but she was too busy flirting with the black haired guy in the polo, who really wasn't interested in her. Somebody is real desperate to find a man. I then reached in my jeans for my wallet, pulled out a 5 dollar bill, and handed it to the girl. she ripped it out of my hands.
" Pleasure do in business with you! " she said with a cocky smile.
I did my resting bitch face and turned back. I put my head back on the seat and closed my eyes. Suddenly a Fat dude struggled to get up and ran to the back of the plane, more then likely the bathroom. I'm never getting sleep on this fridgen flight.
" You hoo! "
Great now what? I turned my head to the row beside me and see a brunet girl about 22ish and a black haired dude in athletic clothing.
" Can you take our picture? We are on our vacation to San Juan and would love a picture for our scrapbook! " she said with such enthusiasm. They kissed and giggled. Fucking sick.
" Sure. "
She then smiled and handed me her silver camera. The crap?, how does this thing work? I looked at the buttons and figured the big one was the one to click. I put my eye to the camera and about barfed. She got on top of him and they were going at it.
" Smile! " I said with the little confidence in me.
They were still making out.
" Fuck it " and I took the picture. I handed her the camera.
" Thanks a lot! " she said
I just smiled and put my head back to try for the love of god to get some sleep. " Sir. "
I felt a tapping on my shoulder. Ugh, I look up to see a air stuart smiling at me.
" Would you like anything to drink? "
" What do you have? "
She piped in a happy tone listing," Diet Pepsi, Pepsi, Dr Pepper, Diet Dr Pepper, Sprite, Mountain Dew, Water, Crush, Tomato Juice, Root be..."
" I'll have Tomato Juice, thank you."
I watched as she opened the can and pored it into the clear plastic cup, she then bent down and got ice out of the bottom part of the cart and put it on my cup.
I put down my TV tray attached to the back of the seat in front of me.
" Here is the cup, and here is the can. "
I took them from her and placed it on the tray.
" Thanks. "
Then as she was going the the seats next to us I said, " Mam, the fat dude that sits next to me will want a Dr Pepper or something. "
I put his drink on his tray when she was done getting it. I then put my cup up to my lips and took a drink, the cold tomato juice felt good going down my throat. When I was done I put my head back and closed my eyes. Then the fucking intercom came on.
" We are gong to hit some Turbulance ahead so find your seats and buckle up, we hope you are enjoying this flight from D.C to San Juan! "
I would be enjoying this trip if I could fucking sleep, I mocked back in my head. I looked at the vents above me t see the seat belt light flashing. I feel bad for the fat dude taking a shit in the bathroom, is gonna get bumpy and messy in there. I shuddered of grossness. I felt a bump, great here comes the turbulence. My nose picked up something really rank. Here comes the wreaking ball of burritos. The fat dude plopped down next to me, he looked really scared.
" Whats got you worried? " I asked.
" I I I was taking a dddump andd I heard thtthe Pilottt ovver the inntercommmm. " he said in a shaken voice.
" Real scary " I replied with a chuckle.
" Noo, itts nott that it's beacauseee wweere ovver the the Bermuda Triangle" he said.
" Dude don't believe that shit "
Suddenly the Plane started bumping. I swear the fat dudes face looks like he is about to puke.
" Fuck, the drinks!" I yelled.
They started to spill and went everywhere! I looked over the fat at the couple next to us, they were having the same problem. I looked down at the aisle and it was drenched. It almost looked as if I was bleeding with the tomato juice all over me.
" Damn it "
The fat dude is screaming, really loud, like loud as fucking possible.
" I THINK I PISSED MYSELF! " fat dude said.
Ok that's fucking sick then I felt warm liquid at my feet. I puffed my cheeks and hurled on the dude. I then looked out the window to see rain and lightning. The intercom came on, " Passengers this is your pilot speaking, we are going threw a big ass storm, be calm."
I continued looking out the window. Whenever the lightning flashed I saw Spiral towers of spinning water. Now I was scared. Deathly scared. Suddenly the power in the plane went out, Fuck.
I could not see anything in the plane. Then it lit up suddenly and I felt a burning shock. I looked over a the fat dude and he wasn't screaming, he passed out. I started to feel dizzy. Smoke filled my nose. I could feel the plane drop. The people who were not passed out, were screaming bloody murder. The plane started to spiral, going up and down, left and right. Suddenly it got ice cold and I felt stings of freezing rain water hit my face. Then everything started to get very dark, slowly coming completely pitch dark in the blackness.
