unexpected love [michael cera x donald trump]

chapter 1

the year was 2017. it was july 4th, some day to do with america. after winning the presidency in november, donald trump (also nicknamed spray tan daddy) had an event on the red carpet for a day that everyone just got drunk on.

spray tan daddy's POV:
ahh. they all fell into my trap. those stupid republicans. im finally president and i cant wait to bomb the fuck out of a country i didnt even know existed. it feels good to be in power, knowing that i only started with a small loan of a million dollars. my story is insirational for all white people that have dreams. sigh.  i have it all but there is something missing. i have a hot ass wife and some ugly ass kids that look like they would go purging, but theres still something missing.

im hosting an event for july 4th even tho i dont give a shit. anyways, ive been watching some tv lately and there is this one male actor that i cant get out of my mind...