Tobuscus Adventures! Stories

Ep. 1: I'M BORED

Shorcuts: 

T: Toby

G:Gabe

JF: JacksFilms

Me: me, duh

Gr: Gryphon

NR: News reporter

Enjoy :3

T: Aaght...

G: *lists another page of his magazine*

T: Gahahhh...

G: *Sight*

T:I'm bored!

G: Go out.

T: I can't.

G: Why?

T: Because it's boring. Duh.

G: Play some video games.

T: Only with You, Gabuscus.

G: *Squeezes his magazine*

T: Ehm, Gab-

G: IT'S GABE...

T: ...

G: ...USCUS.

T: Okay, will you play with me?

G: What game?

T: Call of Tobuscus?

G: No.

T: God of Tobuscus?

G: No.

T: Gryphon: The Talking Dog?

G: No.

T: Gabuscus' Wrath?

G: Isn't it called Gab-Uscus' Wrath?

T: No... Then there's De Island.

G: AW HELL NO!!!

T: OK, CALM DOWN!!! JEEZ...

G: How about we play MY games?

T: What century?

G: 20th.

T: Go on, You have my attention...

G: The Legend of Gab-Uscus?

T: Nah.

G: Mega Gab-Uscus?

T: Nope.

G: Crash Gabuscus?

T: Isn't it called Crash Gab-Uscus?

G: No... Anyway, Portal 3: The Revenge of Santa Claus?

T: Try again...

G: Contract Signing?

T: OH HELL NO!!!

G: Then there's Super Uscus Bros.

T: Yeah! Let's go!

2 hours later

G: It's time for dinner. What do you want?

T:  Let me cook something!

G: *Cracks a smile* You and cooking?

T: Of course!

G: *Uncontrollable laughter*

T: ...

G: ahhhh. Ok, I'll help you. I'll hide Gryphon so you won't cook him *uncontrollable laughter*

T: I'll show you, Gabuscus! I'll make you the best dinner you've ever had!

G: *Still plays*

Some time later

T: It's done!!

G: It's just tar-tar sauce...

T: I know.

G: Do you realize that doll is just a toy?

T: Yeah.

G: Okay...

T: Oh, I almost forgot, here's a head of lettuce. You can dip it in the tar-tar sauce.

G: ...

T: Try it!

G: *Tastes it* It's quite good!

T: Cool, we can give it to Gryphon.

G: What?

T: *Takes it out of Gabe's hands and throws it to Gryphon*

Gr: *Epic midair catch*

G: Bro...

T: What?

G: It was DELICIOUS!!!

T: YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL AT ME FOR NOT LETTING PETA TO EAT ME ALIVE!!!

G: Fine, cook something different.

T: It's already cooked. Behold! The Nugget in a Biscuit!!!

G: Well, lettuce in tar-tar wasn't that bad, so let's try this one. *tastes it*

T: Well?

G: It's...

T: I know, the secret of it is-

G: HORRIBLE!!!

T: Really? I like it!!! I even made a song about it!!!

G: I BET IT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD SONG!!!

T: *gasp* How dare you?!

G: Even though you have got YEARS of experience, I suppose, that this song is your WORST!!!

T: ALL MY SONGS ARE PERFECT!!!

G: OH, ARE THEY? What about hot symphonies?

T: You DO NOT make fun of hot ladies!!!

G: Hey, guess what?

T: What?

G: *Whispers in Toby's ear* They suck.

T: THAT'S IT. *attacks Gabe*

NR: The fight of Tobuscus and Gab-uscus is going into the city! They've fighted in KFC, some kind of a maze, that we've found a child with tar-tar sauce in and now they're fighting at Freddie's. We're watching the current situation with a chopper (Buscus watch). Police is on its way. 

30 minutes later

NR: Breaking news from the Tobuscus' and Gab-uscus' fight all over the city. Police has got both of them. They're now in jail probably for 1 year.

JF: Next week, Your friends, Tobuscus and Gabuscus... Oh, I'm sorry, Gab-uscus are going to come back, who's going to save them? You, me, Timmy? What do you think of this?

T: Or WHEN, do you think of this. *laughter*

JF: GET OUT!!! THIS IS MY PART IN YOUR STORY, DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!!

T: ...

JF: Please...

T: Okay, go on.

JF: *sight* If you think this sucks, write what do you think and what I should make better. 

Me: Wait, you wrote this? I though it was me. Well, nevermind enjoy NOT FEATURING MY ANSWERS ON YIAY!!!

JF: BUT YOUR ANSWERS SUCK!!! 

Me: YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF IT!!!

JF: C'mon, at least make me finish this. Anyway, if you like it, rate it! And again, If you don't like it, rate and comment what should he make better. See you next time! Bye!

Me: Bye!