Let me get this straight! A geek is not a nerd, but a geek is his own species altogether. With that out of the way, let's get to the point, shall we? I am a geek, if you haven't noticed already. I'm 4'5" weigh just under 60 pounds, yet I'm surviving 7th grade. I am cartilaginously deficient, or has you call it, a midget. Side effects of being wimpy include: increased frequency of stolen lunch money, increased frequency of wedgies/wet-willies, and lack of self-esteem. I attend Green Hills Preparatory School, and despise every bit of mildew, and stone that it's made of. I am the 1st child out of 3(yet I'm shorter than my 2nd grade sister), and it's difficult to be a role model for two impertinent, ingenious siblings( I forgot to mention that a geek doesn't have to be smart). That's a basic description of me, Milton Corinthius Bates.
