CREEPYPASTA Zodiac Signs [RANDOM EDITION]

52.

[ Your cool reaction when they try to kill you: ]

Aries:
Jeff: go. To. Sleep!
You: I'm not tired yet.
Jeff: ....

Taurus:
Ej: *try to steal your kidneys*
You: nah you can take them, it's expired anyway.
Ej: ....

Gemini:
Ben: You shouldn't have done that.
You: what did I do?
Ben: ....

Cancer:
Slenderman: *teleport in front you*
You: Oh hi Friend.
Slenderman: ....

Leo:
Sally: Play. With. Me?
You: do you know how old I'm I?
Sally: ....

Virgo:
Hoodie and Masky: *go's inside your house using the window*
You: Oh hi guys. Umm want some cheesecake?
Hoodie and Masky: ....

Libra:
Clockwork: Your time is up!
You: what time is it?
Clockwork: ....

Scorpio:
Laughing Jack: *laughing and gives you candy*
You: What's so funny? , and no thank you my dentist says my teeths are good now.
Laughing jack: ....

Sagittarius:
Offenderman: *smirk and gives you a red rose*
You: nah no thank you my boyfriend gives me roses everyday.
Offenderman: ....

Capricorn:
Jane: Don't. Go. To. Sleep.
You: good! Because I'm not tired.
Jane: ....

Aquarius:
Anonymous: it wasn't me.
You: what did you do? And who are you?
Anonymous: ....

Pisces:
Zalgo: He's coming.
You: who cares if he's coming.
Zalgo: ....

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