I Spilt The Honey (H2OVanoss SMUT)

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Jonathan huffs irritably as he attempts to once again reach for the jar carrying the condiment that will complete his sandwich.

It was a normal day for the YouTuber as he wakes up, stomach grumbling for something, anything really. The man scrambles from bed, only in his boxers. When he walks downstairs and sees the container filled to the brim with peanut butter, his mouth waters. Rushing to eat, he looks in the fridge for some jam that would complete his breakfast, but is disappointed to find out that him and his boyfriend were out.
"Boooo." He sighs, glancing around for anything that might take its place. His eyes land on the large jar of honey kept on top of the cabinets. Also being a good combination with the peanut spread, he opts that it's the best choice.

Here he is now, still attempting to reach the glass jar, and even with a stepping stool, his fingers simply brush the cool glass. Him not being much of a morning person only makes his mood more foul, therefore continuous curses stream from his mouth as he hops and stretches. He's surprised that all this commotion hasn't triggered the awakening of his counterpart.

"Just a little bit more," he huffs, holding his breath as his grasp steadily strengthens around the container. He gasps with delight, but celebrates too soon as the jar tips over sideways making a loud noise, lid popping off and the contents spilling over, down the cabinet; mostly on Jon though.

He shivers uncomfortably as the golden liquid runs down his whole body from head to toe, creeping down every portion of skin like thick molasses. He's one big giant mess.
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Evan sits up, startled by a sudden loud thump of something being knocked over from downstairs. The wary Asian crawls out from the covers silently, quietly padding through the house and softly down the stairs to investigate the source of the sudden noise.

When he finally reaches the kitchen, his breath catches in his throat. His boyfriend, Jonathan, is in the middle of the kitchen absolutely smothered in honey. His eyes follow as Jon draws his honey-covered hand to his mouth, licking the sweet substance from each finger. For some reason, Evan finds the whole situation a complete turn on, and can feel his nether regions awaken along with the rest of his body.

"J-Jon, what are you doing?" The blue-eyed man jumps at the sudden sound of his boyfriend speaking.
"S-sorry, I was trying to get some honey but made a big mess instead. It'll take forever to clean all this up." He smiles sheepishly, before looking up and meeting his lover's eyes. His heart practically stops when he notices their dark chocolate colour and blown pupils. He gulps, both excited and terrified.

"Evan? Is something wrong?" He questions innocently, knowing exactly how off-kilter the other YouTuber is.

Evan doesn't respond to his boyfriend, because all he can see is the honey as it slowly drips down carved abs, past a cute belly button, and then finally dipping under baby blue boxers.
"Looks like you need to get cleaned up." The Asian says while licking his lips and continuing to let his eyes roam. He then begins to approach the other, as if stalking his prey.

Jonathan gets hit by arousal like a high-speed train, and he visibly trembles as he backs into the kitchen wall, unable to move any further.
"E-Evan, what do you think you're doing?" He questions nervously as the taller man presses himself against Jon. The raven-haired man proceeds to press his head into Jon's shoulder.
"Having breakfast." His whispers darkly against the skin of his lover, before biting hard on that sweet spot by the other's collarbone. A loud gasp escapes Jonathan as he practically melts, his whole body becoming completely pliant for the other.

Evan smiles in satisfaction at the silent action of saying 'do whatever you want', and continues his happy trail, kissing and licking honey from the man's chest. He violently squirms when Evan teases honey-covered nipples, raking his teeth over the hardened pink buds.

Evan lets his honey-slick hands wander until they reach sticky boxers. He slips his hands under and around as he pushes his lips to Jonathan's in a feverish kiss. When he squeezes Jon's plump ass, the small man creates an open-mouthed moan, allowing Evan easy access to his wet cavern. He delves in, tasting the sweet goo even in his mouth and sighs happily, tangling his tongue with his lover's in a one-sided fight.

The two pull back breathless, Evan's hands still groping the latter's behind.
"Being so compliant today. Where did the feisty clown go?" Evan wonders out loud, smirking.
"Fuck off, I'm hungry and covered in the stuff I was going to eat with my sandwich." Jon growls, arousal lacing his voice.
"Although, you're pretty tasty yourself, so I can wait~" He begins to tease with an erotic voice, immediately palming his buff lover's erection. Evan hisses with pleasure at the delicious friction, causing an immense amount of accomplishment on Jonathan's face.

"Why don't you get a better taste?" The Asian teases back, quickly pinning the clown's arms above his head and against the wall. He licks and nips at the sensitive skin by his ear, causing whimpers to spill from his lover.
"H-how do I do that?" Jonathan breathlessly questions, attempting to stay composed but feeling his control escaping. Evan immediately pulls back completely, a devious smirk on his face as he pulls a chair from the kitchen table.

He unexpectedly strips from his only clothing which were boxers, before plopping onto the chair. He beckons Jon with his forefinger.
"Ride me." He demands, and Jonathan is biting his lip from across the room.

He walks halfway towards Evan, before slipping his fingers around the hem of his underwear and pulling the soggy material down his thighs. He shivers as cool air meets his neglected cock, and Evan licks his lips, hungrily eying him up and down.

Wanting some sort of prep and needing to be a tease to Vanoss, Jon slips three of his digits in his mouth, wrapping them in a blanket of saliva and honey. He leans on the island, winks at Evan, and slowly pushes in the first finger. He lets out a high pitched whimper, and swiftly places in a second, scissoring and stretching in such a needy way. Evan is gazing with near-black eyes, slowly stroking his cock and groaning at the noises Jonathan is producing.

By the time Delirious has three fingers in, he's drooling and dripping with pre-cum and honey. He hits that special place within him and mewls, crying out Evan's name in such a sinful way.
"Get over here." Evan his fed up with watching the man crumble without having a part in it.

Jon smirks at him as he pulls out his fingers, whining at the loss. Evan lets out a feral growl as Jonathan is taking his sweet time walking towards him.
"If you don't get that pretty little ass of yours on my cock right now, you won't be walking for the next month." He threatens and Jonathan bites his lip, quickly reaching Evan.

The Canadian places his hands on the American's hips, guiding him onto his throbbing member. Jonathan's eyes roll back into his head as his mouth opens in a silent scream. Evan his gasping at the tight wet heat surrounding him, his senses in ecstasy.

When Delirious feels ready to move, he uses the arms of the chair to lift up, before slamming himself back into Evan and screaming.
"Oh my god! Evaaaaaaaaaan~" He drawls out the other's name in a long moan, and Evan is losing it.
"Fuck Jonathan!" He shouts as the other slams down again. Evan runs his now sticky hands along Jon's body still completely covered in liquid gold, but now also sweat and Evan's own saliva from licking. When Jonathan slams down again, Evan meets with his own thrust, hitting the crazy man's prostate dead on and sending him spiralling into the heavens.

It takes one pump on Jon's member from Evan's honey-slicked hands to make him come completely undone, shooting his orgasm on both their stomachs. Evan is following right behind when he sees the look Jonathan produces during his climax. Blue eyes clouded with lust, flush cheeks, mouth hanging open with drool leaking from the corners, and that damn honey clinging to his face in droplets.

When he gets enough strength, Jon is pushing off of Evan and sitting on the kitchen floor, leaning on his lover's legs.
"We just made the mess worse." He complains between pants, and Evan is chuckling.
"At least I had my fill of you."
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A/N Wow, just wow. I saw this pic made by SSSamyThree on deviantart and this is where I ended up. I must admit though, that pic is super hot and I'm totally not drooling over it right now 😘
~misty-chaos

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