Crazy me

The Beginning and the End

I was born with a full developed brain, capable of understanding every thing. At the age of three I was solving high school questions, grade ten to be exact. But one day we (as in we I mean me and my mother) where taking a stroll in the park. I was in my favorite stroller. when a crazy psycho on a motor cycle crashed into my mother. She was gone. Dead. lost forever. But I wish I had died too. I developed horrible brain damage. I was as stupid as a door nail.  Had to start again but it was harder. By the time i was five I was as stupid, well I can't explain it because nothing was more stupid than me. Yet i mad it far, far in debt. I had a maid as I was getting more dumb I needed more money but I couldn't get a job. I had to fire my maid and sell my house to get food. But as i said i was to dumb to figure out that i couldn't go shopping my maid did that. I was done for. I looked in the dumpster for a bed, apparently I needed abed before food. I heard a voice in my head that said dig deeper. I said" you do not belong in my head, who are you?" he replied with a growl, "DIG DEEPER" I did as I was told (the first smart thing so far) and i found an electric drill. One of the construction workers must of dropped  it from the scaffold above. The voice talked again "get some food and I'll be back". the drill still had a drill bit. looked to my left to find a mattress when I laid on it there was a hard feeling like it was filled with money.  I slept there that night having dreams about the voice. When I awoke there where mice all over me, I had my first crazy idea eat em. I quickly flopped the mattress over cruising them. I did what no other human would do, I ate them of the side walk, raw. The voice came back in my head, more annoying than ever. It talked fast and kept repeating the words, do it. The words rusher trough my head till I began to scream yelling at the top of my lungs. I took the drill and held to my head and screamed "YOU WILL GET OUT". As I began to drill blood pored out, I was screaming "I'M NOT CRAZY, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!". Then I blacked out hitting my head of the ground. I was in a coma for 4 months. They where going to pull the plug when my eyes slowly opened. Scared not knowing where I was I jumped out of my socks. The drill bit was still in my head, I looked around. It was a well lit room with all white walls. There was  a note book beside me with all the things I said in my coma. I asked the doctor how long was I out and where I was. He replied in a surprisingly high voice,"you where out for three months and two days, you are at the nestle point hospital. a block away from where we found you. I was on my way home from work and saw blood on the side walk so I followed the trail and found you. Your stupid derision to drill your head helped you quite a lot, your brain damage is gone but we didn't remove the drill bit with out your permission. Would you like me to schedule that?". " uh yes... please thank you"I replied with a shudder. " wait." I said, "can  I take an IQ test?" "Yes i'll email the closest school." he replied. I sat there in my bed  knowing that I could be smart as before or just... normal. With all that extra time I asked for a chalk board. Before all this I was working on a theory of special relativity that shows that the increased relativistic mass (m) of a body comes from the energy of motion of the body—that is, its kinetic energy (E)—divided by the speed of light. I worked on the problem every day till my surgery only stopping to eat, I didn't sleep for three days. I was almost done the day of my surgery. They drugged me in the morning so I would be fast asleep by noon. I had dreams, dreams of the problem. I realized I didn't need to do the IQ test I was smart smarter than ever. I figured  out the problem when I was sleeping E=MC squared. After the surgery I finished school and calmed my theory. i later grew out my hair to hide my scar and that is the story of me Albert Einstein.