Awesomeclan Spoofs

Cinderflight's Too Hyper!

*at Awesomeclan camp*

Cinderflight: *sighs* I'm bored.

Fancypaw: *takes candy into the medicine cat den*

Cinderflight: What the heck? *follows her in* What's with all the candy?

Fancypaw: Oh, um, it's not candy...it's a um...new herb...

Cinderflight: Don't lie to me you overly-pampered furball.

Fancypaw: Well! Fine! It's candy, you butthurt! And you can't have any of it!

Cinderflight: Why?

Fancypaw: It'll make you extremely hyper and very destructive!

Cinderflight: You little lair... *walks out*

Fancypaw: *sighs and curls up in her nest* *snores loudly*

Cinderflight: *sneaks in* Heh, heh, heh... *eats all de candy*

Fancypaw: *is completely oblivious*

*a few minutes later*

--Awesomeclan camp is in ruins; fire is burning; nuclear explosions are seen in the background--

Awesomestar: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?!?!

Grumpyface: IM GONNA KILL THE <this has been censored by Cinderflight> IDIOT WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BLOW THE <this has also been censored by Cinderflight> CRAP OUTTA OUR <Cinderflight thinks Grumpyface needs to stop cursing> CAMP!!!!!!!

Milkshakeheart: *covers her all her kits ears somehow*

Coldheart: *gasps and covers her kits ears*

All the kits: <this had once again been censored by Cinderflight>!!!

Cinderflight: *rides on a flesh-eating unicorn* IM DORA THE EXPLORER!!!

All the kits: *start singing the Dora theme song with some unexpected curse words in it*

*once the candy has worn off*

Cinderflight: *looks around at the ruined camp*

Everyone: *glares at her*

Cinderflight: Uh, er....ITS FANCYPAW'S FAULT FOR LETTING ME EAT IT!!!!

Everyone: *turns and glares at Fancypaw*

Fancypaw: WHAT?!

Everyone: *tackles her*