Once upon a time, there was a French spy named Francis. He was off on a mission to defeat the evil Arthur, a mastermind who wanted to overrun England with "creatures." Francis was kind of stupid, so when he tried to hide, he began talking to himself.
"Ohonhonhonhon!~ Arthur is in for a surprise~"
Obviously, Arthur heard this and walked up to him.
"WANKER! You bloody thought that you could fool me?! HA! Flying Mint Bunny, come forth!"
A small, green rabbit floated onto his shoulder. Francis was humored by this.
"HON! Is THAT tiny thing supposed to stop ME?!~"
Flying Mint Bunny shot lasers out of his eyes and hit the spy. Arthur smirked as his opponent flew backwards.
"Something wrong?~"
Francis uttered a few words before passing out.
"FrUk... Will always be... Cannon....~"
Arthur realised what he had done, and used his eyebrow powers to revive the Frenchman. Francis looked into his eyes and whispered.
"Je t'aime, mon cher.~"
Arthur was silent for a while, but started to smile.
"...I love you too..."
They kissed, England was safe, and episode 10 of Sherlock was FINALLY released. Seriously, Supernatural has as many seasons as Sherlock has episodes. It's about time.
~EL FIN~
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The Spy: A FrUk Fanfiction
FanfictionI apologise in advance... This was written when I was EXTREMELY bored, so it's a piece of crap, but I figured I'd publish it anyway. Good luck XD
