LMPYITP: The Random Passages

And After All...

"Who the fuck's callin' you this early in the morning?" I asked as I tried to adjust my eyes to the morning light that was quickly filling the room.

Why didn't we draw them other curtains? They made the room so much darker and fuck knows I sleep better when it's dark.

She checked her phone. "Just some scammer." She replied. "Go back to sleep." She started stroking my forehead with her finger and I forgot how pissed I was about getting woken up so early.

Not to mention, she made it so I couldn't fall back asleep even if I wanted to.

"It's kinda difficult when I'm starin' at the most beautiful woman in the world."

She might not have believed me but I wasn't lying. She was beautiful. If Noel couldn't see that, he must have been fucking blind.

It was pissing down rain that morning. And it stayed like that for the rest of the day. So we decided we'd stay in. I had every Beatles' film made. Someday I hoped to make my own but for now, I was happy with what I had.

Her and the Beatles.

What more could I ask for?

We watched them in chronological order, which started with what was apparently her favorite.

"Why 'cuz of Pattie?"

She said no but I didn't believe her. She admired that bird for so much after reading her book.

People took the piss out of me for trying so hard to be John Lennon. I don't have to try though. I'm John Lennon reincarnated, me. I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true.

And Blue didn't have to try to be Pattie either. She was a lot stronger than Pattie ever was. She put me in my place and made me behave myself. If it had been anyone else trying to do that, I wouldn't have been arsed.

But I wanted to please her. I wanted to make her happy. Show her that she was wasting her time with Noel.

And that she belonged with me.

I tried getting her to have a wash with me but she wasn't bothered. Someday I would though. Some fucking day.

Sometimes when she'd be taking a shower, I'd stand outside the bathroom and listen. The maddest most sexiest thoughts ran through my mind as strong as the water did out of the shower head. And fuck knows my shower has got fucking mega water pressure.

Then there were other times when I'd be in the shower alone, imagining she was in there with me. Those thoughts came back and since the water made everything so fucking slippery...my hand easily went where hers should've been.

I hoped she didn't figure out why I took so long in the bath sometimes. I didn't want her to think I was a freak but I had my urges...and they were her fucking fault!

The rain finally stopped which gave us a good reason to go out. A reason for her to be on my arm. For everyone to see that she was mine.

After taking her to Crouch End and that, we ended up at some boozer where Carl Barat was DJing. I got the invite a while back and was even happier about going now that she was there with me.

I told some people there that she was my girlfriend. No one except a very select few knew about her and Noel. Our Noel didn't want press about his new relationship. And of course, what Noel wants, Noel gets.