Chompy: We're getting sidetracked and there are a lot more questions. Can we get to the next one, please?
Paul and George: (nods)
Chompy: So, when's your guys' birthday?
George: We were both on September 9, 1996. I was born thirteen minutes before Paul –
Paul: That makes me the middle child –
George: Hey, diva-slob, there isn't a middle child – we're considered one birth –
Paul: Yes, but you were still born before me and I was born before Lennon so that –
George: It doesn't –
Chompy: Do you have the same height or is one of you taller than the other?
Paul: We actually justwent to the doctor's before we moved and we got a physical – George and I are exactly the same height.
George: 183 centimeters, to be specific. That should be a little over six feet tall.
Chompy: Wow, you guys are tall. (clears throat) So, let's talk about your family. I already know a bit about your parents from Lennon but if you could give me tell me more about, that'd be awesome.
George: Well, Mom and Dad are all for helping the less fortunate – they give to shelters all the time. They even get us to help out too.
Chompy: Really? What do you guys do to help?
Paul: When they work at the soup kitchen, they bring us along too –
George: But the best part's when we go to orphanages on random weekends or on Christmas –
Paul: Lennon wouldn't agree with you on that.
George: (frowns) Yeah, you're right. She wouldn't.
Chompy: Sorry. I'm confused. Why wouldn't Lennon think that going to the orphanages is a good thing?
Paul: Hey, she knows it's a good thing. But when we go there, she's … Well, she's more affected by it all.
Chompy: (laughs) You mean to say that Lennon Simms has a heart?
George: (smiles) I kind of get what you mean. That sister of ours … she's crass and blunt and sometimes a lot crazier than even she would admit to being. But she does have a heart.
Paul: Ditto on everything he said. Plus, she's actually nice to the people she likes – a.k.a. the people who don't piss her off.
Chompy: There seem to be a lot of that – of people who piss her off.
George: Not really. A lot of things can get on her nerves but not a lot of things genuinely piss her off. She's complicated, that one.
Paul: (claps his hand) That's the word I was looking for – complicated. Lennon Simms is definitely complicated.
Chompy: Really? I mean, you'd think by the way she talks, she's all what-you-see-is-what-you-get.
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