Once upon a time Princess Trumpellica was in his tower/wall. (To keep out those damn Mexicans.) his beautiful locks were flowing in the wind just like RAPUNZEL.❤️
"OH DEAR TRUMPELLICA LET DOWN YOUR GORGEOUS NUCLEAR HAIR."
"NO FUCK YOU."
"OKAY. IM COMING UP THERE SO I CAN TAKE THAT SUGGESTION."
"FOR FUCKS SAKE." Trumpellica quickly pulles yp his hakr buf it wss too late Putin wax larwatd in da toawer.
"DAT ASS."
"NO GODAMMIT YOU HOE GET OIT."
"NO IMMMA FUCK DAT HOY ASS."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
And then Trumpellica was fucked byvapurb Putin thr end.
