My Roommate is a Sex Addict

Chapter 2

• Coffee shop •

Kathryn: ugh you're here!! (niyakap si Kylie at umupo)
Kylie: sorry im late, my roommate and—
Kathryn: what?! your roommate? you never told me you have one yesterday!
Kylie: calm yo ass, dear! kaninang umaga lang. you will never know what he looks like! hot ass boy and has that kissable lips! plus this..
Kathryn: please dont tell me he have abs, cause if you do i would like to hang out there instead of paying this coffee shop.
Kylie: he have! (sabay takip sa bibig nito) and he also have blue eyes.
Kathryn: oh i would like to be in bed right now, can we just talk in your apartment?
Kylie: stop!! hahahaha hindi mo kakayanin ang hotness non no. Ano nga bang sasabihin mo? marami pa kasi akong gagawin eh.
Kathryn: chika lang about kay...
Kylie: kanino? bakit pinapatagal mo pa? kinakabahan ako sayo eh.
Kathryn: kabahan ka talaga dapat! tska teka nga kumalma ka kase!
Kylie: is this about cedric again? kung oo, please stop. kasi i have'nt heard a thing from him since yesterday.
Kathryn: dont be so naive, ky. you get irritated whenever i want to talk about your so called boyfriend.
Kylie: dont even go there if i were you.
Kathryn: just listen please! narinig ko lang to sa random girl sa mall—
Kylie: and you really think we only have one Cedric here on earth? what the hell is wrong with you! (aalis na sya ng biglang)
Kathryn: the girl had sex with your boyfriend and she said dun sya natutulog lately! and ky, hndi lang naman "Cedric" lang ang sinabi niya eh, kundi kung san nakatira even the last name alam! ano yun? coincidence??
Kylie: im done with this! hndi ba pwdeng maging masaya ka nalang para saamin, damn what is wrong with you!! (tumayo sa harapan nya si Kathryn)
Kathryn: pumunta ka sa apartment nya ngayon! and if that girl is not with him, cut me as your bestfriend!
Kylie: i dont have time for this.
Kathryn: how dare you not to trust me, im your bestfriend! wala pa yang cedric na yan ako na yung nanjan para sayo. think about that and go to his condo! you always tell me "you dont have time for this" yan lang ba kaya mo sabihin kase denial ka na manloloko talaga si Cedric? ang tanga ah.
Kylie: bye.

• Kylie drove to Cedric's condo •

Kylie: (kumakatok) cedric! cedric! (then she notice na hindi pala naka-lock ang pinto, so she enters the condo)

Kylie's POV:
Kathryn must not be lying to me or else we are totally F.O. But wait, what the fuck? Why is it there's alot of clothes scattered on the floor? (may pinulot sya) Underwear of a girl? i would really understand kung akin to but its not! (hears moaning) WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! kailangan di ako makagawa ng ingay dito.. bakit parang tama si Kathryn? hindi ako naniwala sakanya ang sama kong kaibigan sobra!

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Kylie: (opens the door slowly) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING?!
Girl: who the hell is she, hon?
: lumapit si kylie sa girl at kinaladkad ito sa lapag :
Kylie: who am i?! who am i?! who the fuck are you to stay here?!
Cedric: Babe, its not what it looks like okay. she's just the girl i met in the bar! when i open my eyes she's giving me a blow job!
Girl: what the hell, cedric! we've been dating 3 months! and you're telling to this bitch that im a girl you just met in the bar? fuck you!
Kylie: fuck you, cedric. and fuck you too, bitch! we are fucking done! Naging bulag ako sa pag mamahal ko sayo, sinayang ko oras ko sayo hayup ka! (walked out and pull out her phone dialing Kathryn's number)

• Phone •

Kathryn: hey whats up? ano cool ka na ba sa— (napatigil sya nung narinig nyang umiiyak si Kylie)
Kylie: they are having sex, kath! what the fuck! (pasakay na sya ng kotse ng biglang...)
Cedric: (hawak ang braso ni Kylie) babe.. please alam ko mali ako, alam mo naman na sinusubukan ko dba?
Kylie: (sinampal ng malakas) dont babe me you dirty playboy! Sinubukan mong ano? lokohin ako ulit, hndi mo sinubukan mag bago, nakakahiya ka. yung dahilan mo na bino-blowjob ka? ano ako pinanganak kahapon? napaka gago mo!
Cedric: babe its not what you think it is. i already told you kanina nag iimbento lang yun kase na fall siguro ewan ko... di ko na ren alam, please kylie. ikaw nalang meron ako.
Kylie: zip it, cedric! screw you! you blew everything!

: and that kylie drove away :

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umuwi nalang si kylie sa apartment nya, pag pasok nya nakita nya si Grae na nanonood ng Tv sa Living room. Dahil sa umiiyak sya napalingon sakanya si Grae. Ngunit nakapasok na sa kwarto si kylie.

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Grae: (knocking) hey, are you okay?
Kylie: (shouting) yes *hik* i am! *hik* dont *hik* mind me *hikhik*
Grae: if you need me, ill be in my room! just enter my room then ill give you ice cream. trust me, everything will be in place in no time!
Kylie: *hik* thank you! *hik*