Call Me Crazy

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Unknown: "Hey, is this skylar?"

Skylar: "Yeah, who's this?"

Unknown: "Just a guy who found your number written on the wall in the boys bathroom."

Skylar: "What?"

Unknown: "Your number. It was on the wall in the boys bathroom and written in red sharpie. You didn't put it there?"

Skylar: "No, why would I walk into the boys bathroom and write my number on the wall?"

Unknown: "Well from what you wrote you were apparently 'looking for a good time'."

Skylar: "Ew, No! I would never write that! That's disgusting!"

Unknown: "Well somebody did, and I'm waiting for you to give me that good time I called for."

Skylar: "Well I don't have it, and I wouldn't be giving it to you of all people if I did."

Unknown: "Harsh. So are you Skylar as in Skylar Allen?"

Skylar: "Yeah, and you are?"

Unknown: "I'll leave that up to you to decide. For now, just call me your dream guy."

Skylar: "My dream guy who got my number off of a disgusting wall in the bathroom and called to have a good time rather than talk to me about my feelings."

Unknown: "Okay Skylar, tell me about your feeling then."

Skylar: "Not now. We're not close enough yet and I don't know if I can trust you."

Unknown: Well when will you trust me?"

Skylar: "The day I find out who you are."

Unknown: "I'm the guy of your dreams."

Skylar: "No, you're prince of the urinals."

Unknown: "That's my name now?"

Skylar: "Yup, hope you like it because it fits you perfectly."

Unknown: "Actually, it's revolting and I'd like to change it."

Skylar: "Well I'm sorry prince of the urinals but I need to go to bed."

Unknown: "But it's only ten o'clock."

Skylar: "Goodnight."

Unknown: Goodnight Skylar."