Family Randomness

The Landshark

It all started from a conversation about a megamouth shark.

And Olivia (me) was bored.

Me: Hey Luke. Did you hear the story of the Landshark?

Luke: Oh god

Me: it goes like this.

The Landshark was hungry and thirsty, so he went and bought some OATS milk.

But he dropped the milk on the floor and was sad. It then went and got a coffee. But it spilled in the floor. He then got a happy meal from MacDonald's but he dropped it and the chicken McNuggets fell in slow motion then hit the floor. Landshark was then sad because the nuggets were on the floor. He then went and got some ice cream but it fell out if the bowl. A mouse came and ate the ice cream. Landshark was angry, and tried to eat the mouse, but the mouse escaped. Then Landshark was sad again so he went out for a walk. He found a mailbox and tried to eat it, but the mailbox didn't want to be eaten so tried to escape but it was a mailbox so it couldn't. So Landshark ate the mailbox. Landshark then found the mouse again, and snuck up on it and ate it. The mouse and the mailbox were both trapped in Landshark's stomach, so they said hi and became friends. Then mouse and mailbox had a party. Landshark was sad because he couldn't go to the party. Mailbox and mouse felt bad for Landshark, so they let him in the party. Then Landshark found the food of the party and he picked some up and ate it. He was happy because his food hadn't fell on the floor. Then he picked up some more food because he was hungry, but a pikachu came in through the wall. Landshark dropped the food in surprise and was sad again. Mailbox and mouse has run away during the party, so Landshark was all alone with pikachu. Landshark cried. Pikachu ate an apple.

Luke: wat. Just wat.

-ten minutes later-

Me: Hey mum. Where is the Landshark?

Mum: I ate it.

Me: ;-;

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Well, folks. This is what happens when Olivia eats too much chocolate. Or as we refer to it, "drunk on chocolate". This actually happened.

Yep. I have a weird family.

-Olivia