So, hi everybody. I’m Tiffany, or more commonly known as Tiff, and I'll be your monday writer. I run the danger gang, enjoy long walks on the beach, and sometimes I take pictures of things. I’m overly obsessed with TV, and have a sweet spot for nickelodeon. I never really know what to say about myself – maybe that’s why my bio on my main account (figurative) is basically nothing. I take basically nothing seriously, and live in sunny (too sunny) california.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
My favorite words include the following:
booty
penis
serendipity
