(NOTE: This is true, and is a little similar to the Hangover Franchise)
Where we left off, we killed Zero: The Robotic God. We freed Mira Mesa, saved the world, and murdered an all powerful being. “Time to celebrate!”, Mike said. He wants to take the five of us to Mexico for our accomplishment. Heroes need a break after all right? We packed up our clothes and drove all the way to Mexico; there we have our insane quest. Dunn was still beat up of the loss of his machine. Mike wanted to cheer him up with a night of thrill in Mexico’s most famous place of all, Tijuana, Baja California.
We finally arrived at our destination, the most expensive hotel with nice place to stay. We went into our room, picked a room, and went into the local bar. Me, Mike, Jack, and Marcus talked about Dunn. We have to give him the time of his life. No pot and not getting high. Suddenly Dunn heard all of it and he appreciates of what we’re trying to do with him. But he says he’s fine, he got over it. Still the same, we took him to the local bar.
We arrived at 5:00 pm and we all are getting real messed up. Mike was jugging on a beer canister, Marcus was making out with the women, Jack is playing darts with the locals, Dunn is drowning on beer and pot, while for me, all of the above. Dunn gave us drinks and says thanks, mini shots for all 5 of us. But once I drank it, something bad was about to happen. After that, I was no longer myself.
I woke up on a concrete floor; my watch says it was 8:30 in the morning. I can hear a harmonica playing next to me. It was Mike. He was wearing a gray raggy jumpsuit, his hair looks like the A-Teams Baracus, and he has a black eye. He wished me good morning, and says we need to break out of here. I want to know what’s going on. I stood up and looked at myself. My shirt was gone, I got scars on my left arm, and to top it all off, Mike showed me the worst part. He got hold of a mirror and showed my back. 2 dragons were tattooed on my back. I was wishing that it was a dream. But we have to break out of here.
Mike told me we were in a Mexican jail cell, and already made a hole mark on a concrete wall leaving to prison. He needs my help to make a ram. I got a better idea that force out my rage on him. I lifted him up sideways, and used him as a battering ram. One hit, the wall came crumbling down. Mike’s head is as hard as steel. Thank God for his “Spiritual” trip. But the alarm sounded when the wall got smashed. We ran like hell back into the hotel.
We arrived at the hotel hoping that Jack and the others were there. Our room was a total wreck, and the guys were missing. We have to retrace our steps of what happened last night. We were like the Wolf pack from Hangover. I remember we got drunk from the local bar, and then I got knocked out. That’s all I remember.
Mike told me I woke up that night changed, out of my mind. My devil side decided that night to go to El Panther Night Club. The richest and sexiest place to be. We might find one of them there. Once we arrived, it was a total mess, bums on the ground, people gathering around the place, and we see only one guy sleeping on the table. That guy was Jack. We ran out of the crowd and into the club, he was passed out, a revolver gun on his right hand, a dead guy with bullet holes on the floor, what happened here was us.
Jack got up completely hung-over, we asked what happened. He told us, we were all heading to the club, then we got high thanks to Dunn. Dunn told Jack he putted something in my drink. I was surprised and angry at Dunn for doing it. Jack continued on, he said that a couple of guys came up to us with guns. That explains why there’s a dead guy on the floor. After that, Jack got knocked out. He was wondering why me and Mike are wearing wedding rings? It’s not what you think; right now we went to ask the owner. He was not pleased that we returned. We asked him after the terrible incident, we left the club in a hurry with 4 girls, we left Jack all alone. Saying we went to the local church to get married. That explains the wedding rings, I got married! This was not looking good. Our next location was the church.
