Llamas...Why Are They So Gay

the gay as fuck llama

Some llamas are tall, some are short, some are round, some are square, and this is the story of the llama that was gay. She knew she was gay from the moment she was birthed from her momma llamas vagina. She was nervous to let anyone know but eventually couldn't hold it in any longer. She first told her best human friend PaleLordPerson, she took it very well and basically didn't give a shit. That gave Lorenda the llama enough confidence to tell her family. She told her older llama brodder and he just said he knew then went back to playing his little llama games, so she trotted into the kitchen where her llama momma was. "Momma, I'm gay." She said as she opened her mouth and shot rainbows out. Her mom looked at her with surprise and speed out if the kitchen screaming, "you're going to hell!" Lorenda was very sad about how her mom took it but told the rest of her friends. She was surprised and happy to find out that most of her other friends were gay too.  Now they all gallop flamboyantly through rainbows together.