Ghetto Killjoy Names!

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I'm burning up right now Whay am I always so hot? -__- ... SO I ADDED MORE TO THIS THING!!! And when I feel like it. I shall update Teenage Wasteland... And if you haven't read it. U BETTER GO READ IT RIGHT NOW BECKY OR IMA BLAHBLAHB;AHB;AGBLAHBLAHBLAB.

Random Conversations with me and my cousins and friends and stuff! :D

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~Me and My Cousin Niya Listening to "Pop That." By French Montana.~

Me: I like this song, but it's not, like good or anything.

Niya: Is that Drake too?

Me: Yeah. Lil Wayne, and Rick Ross too.

Niya:It's good. But Lil wayne talks about Woman's "Private parts." Too much. I think Drake killed it though.

Me: Pffffft. But you know Rick Ross ate it though!

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~Me in class writing Frerard Fanfic.~

~My friend singing Rick Ross next to me.~

Friend:My chick bad lookin' like a bag of money!!! I GO AND GET IT AND I LET HER COUNT IT-

Me: Nigga, yo chick look like a bag of money? More like a handful of FOODSTAMPS. -__-

~Everybody Laughs.~

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~Me in the computer lab.~

~My head in the keyboard.~

Me:UGGHHHH. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE!

~Teacher comes over to me. and whispers in my ear.~

Teacher: Can you finish, that one story about those guys? Gerard and Frank? Um.. Frerard. I liked it...

Me:?!? ... o_o

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~Me in cafeteria with friends.~

My friend Zoe: Why do you listen to MCR? They suck! Plus Gerard can't sing. And they're all ugly!

~Turns toward her.~

Me: First off. Gerard CAN Sing sweetie. You haven't even heard ANY of them sing. Second, you comin' at Gee like you know him. SLAP YO SELF. He got BILLIONS of girls across the world that wanna have his babies, and you walk around whining "I CAN'T FIND A BOYFRIEND! BLAHBLAHAH!" And you never even met him. Ugly? Wives. All of them. Kids. All of them. You? NO FRIENDS.

Everybody: O___O

Me:I'M NOT DONE! You can't sing! STAHP TRYING. U only person that still sings SUPER BASS, and think your the best. Tell ya daddy I want my child support.

Everybody: ~Continues eating quietly.~

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My cousin's told me this when I woke up...

~Me sleeping on the floor.~ {At my cousin's house.}

Three of my cousins are getting ready for school. ~Moomoo, Ray Ray, Quisie.~

MooMoo staring at me.

Quisie:Don't wake her up. -__-

Ray Ray:...

~Moomoo comes over and starts licking my arms.~

Rayray & Quisie: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL LMFAAAOOO! LICK! LICK! LICK!

~Moomoo Licks harder~.

This is why I hate going over they're house. -__- DATS THE STORY OF MY LIFE.

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~At school.~

~Me singing while Rikey Fanfic.~

Teacheer: WHO THREW THE ERASER AT MEH HEAD, BLAHB I HATE MY JOB, U ALL R BRATZ!!!!

Everybody:....

Me: I just wanna let you guys know...

~Everybody stares at me.~

Me: Bob farted.

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~Me at School.~

Teacher: So, I need three people to go to the front of the class and act out? Understood?

~Me and my two friends go to the front of the class.~

Me*Whispers in my friends ears.*

Teacher: Ready?

Me:Yep.

Teacher :Alright. Go!

~Friend pulls my hair.~

Other Friend:....

"WHY U BURN DOWN THE HOUSE?!?!?! NOW WHERE WE GONNA LIVE?!?!?!"

~Everybody is laughing.~

Teacher:O_o

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~At lunch.~

Zoe:Hey...

~I turn towards her.~

Me:What?

Zoe: If i was a stripper, would u... kind of support me?

Me: Zoe... If u were a stripper id be the only one throwing u money!

Other friend: Or pennies!

Me: Or just some Chuck E Cheese coins!

Everybody: LMFAAAOOO!

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~At home.~

Me: Hey mom guess what!

Mom: Uh... what?

Me: YG made a new song!

Mom:...

Me: Its called, You Broke!

Mom: Uh okay?

Me: Wanna know what's it about?

Mom: Sure?

Me:BROKE PEOPLE. -___-

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NOW GO AWAY!!!!