Bucket List
Kiss the moon
Have a successful snack company
Become a famous writer
Go to UK
Go to Australia
Have a book series that becomes a movie series and Lego set
Get a Nobel prize
Have something named after myself
Cameo in a video game
Makes movies, big ones
Become a rap writer (not a rapper)
Touch a platypus
*Eat popcorn
Learn what dark matter is
Invent forcefield
Creat trade route with alien race
Invent popcorn gun
Meet the president
Slap his face
Get kicked out of DC
Never go back
Swear revenge
Invent Nova bomb using dark matter
Start nuclear war with America
Become a super villain using all my money
Blow up the FBI
Get hunted by the Avengers or Justice League (depending on the universe)
Give them a monologue
They foil my plan
Go to plan B
Screw that up too
Go to plan C
There is no plan C
Go to plan D
Push them in my forcefield
Read them my book
They fall asleep
Escape to my secret hideout on the moon that I kissed
Send out a space probe
Discover alien race
Establish a trade route with alien race
Make even more money from trade route
Buy the whole moon
Turn moon into a tourist attraction/ weapon
Make even MORE money
Make alien army
Create new alien weapons
Threaten to destroy the Earth with my
new weapons and death moon
They realize that "that's no moon"
Earth leaders cry for mercy
They meet my demands
Become ruler of the Earth
Spread Earth's inter-stellar activity
Make even more money
Spread Earth's influence throughout the galaxy using political insides to change the favor of governments (like Stalin)
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Bucket List
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