I have a problem.
Help and comfort me as I spill out my emotions and feelings to you in a desperate manner
Or not.
If you want to just sit there, staring at your screen in confusion then FINE.
Hmph.
I mean, it's not like YOU have to deal with these adorable little frogs that are as loud as a tank at night.
They are so deceiving.
Besides, it's not like YOU have to do catch-and-release every day because those cute-little-horribly-loud-frogs like to swim in the pool you have.
I mean really.
What dignified frog lives in a filter basket?!
