The Nanny Deadpool X Reader

First Date?

      It was weird how this had happened. This man threatened your very life and here you were on a date, maybe, with him. You didn't understand how any of this lead to the other but there you were sitting on a bench next to him eating some tacos silently. By now you'd expect him to be talking your ear off but oddly enough he hadn't said anything the entire time you two had been out. Was something wrong? Why would he ask you, well tell you, to go out with him for food then just be completely silent. Was something on his mind? You could never really know with him after all he was just so hard to read. Finishing your tacos you put the wrappers in the bag and crossed your arms against the cold you glanced around at the others out and about and weren't surprised to see the looks you two got. Fear. Hate. Confusion. All of the above. Some of them probably thought you were being held against your will which just wasn't true at all. That alone had you feeling a mix of said feelings and then some. Your gaze fell back on the man sitting next to you and you asked, "Aren't you cold?" Seeing as how you were in a jacket, hat and gloves and he was just in his normal outfit it confused you. He still felt cold right? Of corse he did.

"Nah~. It's not cold enough." he shook his head with a chuckle, "Are you?" Deadpool asked pulling his mask back down after tossing the wrappers into the bag in-between you and him on the ground.

"I mean I'm use to this but yea I guess." you shrugged looking down at your shoes. Moments later you tensed as his arm wrapped around you pulling you closer to him. What was he doing? Well you knew what he was doing he was being nice but you didn't expect him to do any of this. But you weren't complaining. Sighing softly you closed your eyes as you leaned against him resting your head on his shoulder. He was very warm.

"Better?" He asked glancing at you and smiled slightly as you nodded with a content hum.

Awww~. She's so cute.

Well she IS cold and he is being a gentleman for...what one can guess will be a short amount of time.

"You know you're different then every one else..." he said turning his gaze to the cloudy sky.

"What do you mean different?" you asked in confusion after a moment of pondering his word choice. Different? How different? Different good?

"You're not scared of me. I mean you give me a chance. Well you don't judge. Do you? I don't think you do you haven't said anything about it if you do. Which is good because it gets tiring hearing all of the judgmental shit people have to say."

He's rambling again.

And she's listening...has anyone done that before?

I don't think anyone has.

"Well why would I? I don't know everything you've been through in your life and I don't know your reasons." You answered playing with one of the ends of your scarf.

He fell silent.

Worried you had said something wrong you looked up at him only to see him silently starring at you with a confused expression. Had you said something wrong? It was only how you felt. Maybe he hadn't heard that before.

"You're weird." He said after a long pause, "But in a good way."

"Thanks...?" You couldn't help but giggle, "You know...for someone who's an insane killer...you're pretty cute." Why would you say that?

"Bet you'd sing a different toon if you saw what I looked like." He said with sadness clear in his voice.

"How about you let me be the judge of that." you said softly before cuddling close to him once more and closed your eyes. You had seen most of his body hours ago so why was he sensitive about his face? It didn't make sense to you. Deciding to change the subject you asked, "So...is this like, a date?"

"Do you want it to be a date?"

This cocky bastered was gonna make you answer that question. A: you answered no and he would probably tease you about being shy or B: you said yes, which you were starting to want to, and got teased because you liked him. You were screwed either way. Sighing you moved slightly and kissed his cheek as an answer.

He laughed clearly over joyed by your answer, "Alright!"

Oh he sounded so proud of him self. You couldn't help but giggle as you shook your head, "Hey don't get cocky I could not want a second date."

"Well then I guess i'll have to make this date so good you'll have no other choice but to want another date." He nodded.

Oh what have you done?

The rest of the evening was mostly you two walking around to a secret location he said he knew of and talking. You had questioned why he didn't just teleport you two there and he replied with something along the lines of it was more romantic to walk. You two mostly held hands but when you'd get cold he would pull you close and wrap an arm around you which you found incredibly sweet. If you were being honest half of the time you weren't even cold, you just said it so he'd hold you.

"Close your eyes." he said pausing with you half way up a hill. Chuckling at the look you gave him he took your scarf and gently tied it over your eyes ignoring the protest, "Oh shush it'll be a good surprise." he promised as he walked behind you. Gently putting his hands on your shoulders he led you up the rest of the way warning you if there was a rock or something in your path so you didn't fall. The hole trust test took about five minutes, though it seemed longer due to you trying not to fall on your face, but once you stopped you felt him tug off the scarf and return it around your neck.

Opening your eyes you blinked until you're eyes had adjusted to the lighting and gasped softly. You two stood atop a hill over looking the city that in the late hours of the day was lit up with different colors from different buildings, signs and so on.

"Pretty huh?" he asked from behind you.

Nodding you smiled, "Very...how did you find this place?"

"Well during a fight I had to teleport to get away." Not as romantic as most people would say but it was the truth.

You couldn't help but giggle, "Well it's lovely. We should come up here again sometime." You hummed softly and felt him wrap his arms around your stomach.

"So does that mean I get a second date~?" Deadpool grinned as you laughed and nodded, "Good...because I really like you."

"I like you too Wade."

You said his name. Gosh he never thought his name could ever sound so lovely yet when you said it his name sounded so wonderful. He was so glad you stuck around.

They make such a good couple.

The reason she stayed is more likely the fact she needed the job and he threatened to kill her.

ROMANCE DAMMIT!