fox layd on teh flor n sobed,,
evintily , gansy manegd 2 incurege al of teh loozerz 2 git ther goddam shit 2gethir , n dey wer off 2 caybeswuter.
once dey arivd, teh rayvn gayng tok teh loozerz 2 a dep dark misteereus cayv. it dint tak lon 4 teh loozerz 2 figur owt xacly wut dis heer cayv wuz ,,
"oMG !!!2!" sed Meryl "itz teh cayv frum teh nd of teh dreem theeves n blu lilee lilee blu!!1!1!1!"
sudinlee, gwenleen apeerd owt of nower , n beegan 2 chant tht fukin chant "QWENS N KINS , KINS N QWENS BLU LILEE LILEE BLU!!1?4!3!!4!4?3?4??3$!$+$+37$838"
"GWENLLIAN" showtd litruly evry1. "SHUT TEH FUK UP"
"crowns n birbs , sords n tings," rownun mutird "skwash 1, skwash 2"
"ROWNUN" showtd litruly evry1 "SHUT TEH FUK UP"
fox berst owt laffin . dey thot teh merdur skwash song wuz gold. "o rownun, how i luv u n ur goddam skwash."
"wel skwashin tings iz kwite fun" rownun replid.
"skwa...skwashing tings" fox stutird.
"wel yeh" sed rownun
"n al dis tim wen u wer talkin bowt skwash...I thot u ment teh vegtible."
adamn neerly chokd on hiz cocacola.
rownun stard @ fox az if dey wer a fukin weerdo, wich I meen obveeuslee dey wuz, butt bro no need 2 lok @ dem lik dat wut teh fuk. "teh vegtible ??" rownun scofd jugmentily.
"yeh." fox confermd.
"im" sed rownun
"wut " gansy pleedid 4 rownun 2 finis hiz sintince. "wut r u linch"
"idk wut I m butt I kno wut u r" sed rownun. "u r not spendin enuf tim on teh intirnit."
gansy stard @ him, puzild. "I m confoosd"
"same" sed rownun
"o gawd " sed eri " imagn if teh merdur skwash song wuz aculy abowt vegtables."
"fjdidnsixjsjsksoxkso" sed fox
"skwash one" beth sang "skwash 2 skwash 3skwash 4 melens karits potaytoes n gords"
"I'm skreeming" sed fox, hoo wuz cleerlee not skreeming .
"dis iz amayzin" Andi poyntd owt. "u kno wut wud also b amyzin ? if we caled ourselfs teh skwash skwad"
"SKWASH SKWAD OMG IM" xclaymed Jane
"DJXISMSOSLDMSKZKSJS OMF YES" fox apruvd
"FHDJDNDIDMSKDJIWNDBXISNEJDBXUXNSIXHDBEUXBDJDBXUDBEJXUSJWKSPPWIDBCJSOWIEURIDB%+$!8(3EIDKM++3+J6E--73;HJEJSM" al of teh loozerz symultayneeusly agred .
n frum den on, teh loozerz wer nown az teh skwash skwad. dose silee vegtible frens.
den teh rayvn gayng led teh skwash skwad 2 a dep dark mistereeus cayv. it wuz dep n it wuz dark n it wuz mistereeus. it wuz a v dep dark mistereeus cayv. , n den teh skwashys relised wut xaculy dis her cayv wuz. it wuz teh cayv dat teh rayvn gayng had diskoverd @ teh nd of teh dreem theevs n xplord durin blu lilee lilee blu.
"omg !!!" Andi poyntd owt "is teh cayv!!!"
"yez we cen c tht" sed Jane.
rownun wisprd 2 gansy , altho sumhow hiz wispr wuz lowd enuf 4 evry1 2 here it. "r u shur it wuz a gud ideea 2 let dem cum her "
"rownun " sed gansy
"gansy" sed rownun.
n den dey went dep in2 teh dep dark misteereeus cayv.
"ok evry1 " gansy sed , calin evry1s atenshun 2 him az if evry1s a10shun wusnt alredy on him I meen cum on evry1 luvs gansy itz undanyable. "wer goin 2 split up in2 grops now. rownun, tak ian n meryl. adamn, tak lu n andi. blu, tak eri n viv. n i wil tak beth n fox n...Jane."
"YAYAAYAY" Jane xclaymd.
"wayt " sed lu "wares jay"
evry1 lokd arownd 4 jay. she wuz noware 2 b cn.
"hmm" sed Andi" wuz she @ monmowth las nite"? she aksd.
"cum 2 tink of it" sed ian "I don beeleeve she wuz."
"I tink jay dyed" sed lu
"rip" sed fox
al of teh groops went off 2 xplor.
az dey wulkd, gansy loked @ Jane kureeuslee. "so..." he sed " ur naym. is rlly. Jane."
"yez" Jane sed "yez it iz"
gansy semed 2 b myldlee horafyd.
"I bet ur havin an xastenshul krisis rite abowt now ain't ya" fox sed
gansy turnd 2 fox. "n u......ur naym iz fox."
"yeeEe" fox sed in reepli.
gansy stard off in2 teh distens, most liklee tinkin 'evryting I kno iz a ly."
"nyway" gansy sed "teh reesin y we r her iz bc we r lokin 4 glendowers sarkofagis." he pronowncd Glendower xaculy teh way it wuz spelld so lik 'glen-dow-er" hoo wud hav gesed.
n den beth , hoo wuz welsh, kringd n sed "yikes. itz not pronowncd lik dat m8. itz lik-" she thn proceded 2 pronowns glyndwr in a way tht I'm not evn gonna fukin tri 2 spel owt.
gansy glard @ her. "no" gansy sed.
"ye" beth sed.
"no" gansy sed
"ye " beth sed.
"no" gansy sed.
"dud I litruly m welsh I kno how teh fuk 2 prownows glyndwr." beth poyntd owt.
"dud I litruly m glyndwrs huzbnd , I kno how teh fuk 2 pronows glyndwr." gansy gayv n ekwaly strong poynt.
"OMG GANSDOWER CONFERMD !!!" Jane xclaymd.
gansy lokd @ Jane . "teh hel iz gansdower " he azked.
"gansy plus glendowr ." sed fox. "I caym up wit it. cute rite?"
"..." sed gansy
"gansdower iz reelir den blusy tbfh" sed fox
"prety shur reelir iznt a word" gansy poyntd owt.
" nun of teh words in dis fic r reel words u fukin dumass" fox sed
b4 gansy cud 4m n anser , hiz fone stard 2 rin. he puld hiz fone owt of hiz pokit n anserd it, smh fukin prezadint cel fone. he breeflee spok 2 sum1 on teh oter nd of teh fone n den he hung up n faycd Jane, beth, n fox.
"we r wanedd bak @ 300 fox way." gansy sed. "cala n mowra hav sumting 2 sho u aparintlee"
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squash squad → the raven cycle crack
Fanfiction\ this is really bad and was written on a dare lmao dont read it / 1ce apon a tim, ther was 10 losers who caled themselfs teh squash squad. teh squash squad iz incredbley nerdy n r obsesd wit tis dummass bok serys caled teh raven cycle. on teh halow...
chaper 5: kwesting !!!
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