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December 20, 2015

Tonight I won Miss Universe

When Steve Harvey (MISTAKENLY) announced Colombia was Miss Universe 2015 I was like "Aw shit" but I clapped and congratulated her anyway bc I gotta stay humble yo

Then I thought

"Wait wtf how did this even happen"

Because Pia did way better tbh

no offense to Ariadna Gutierrez

Pia is much prettier too :-((

Did you see dows boobies in the swimsuit competition

She represents me, the country, so well :')

And then a miracle happened

WOOOOH

I WON MISS UNIVERSE HAHAHAHAHA

AFTER... 42 FEKING YEARS WOW

I NEVER THOUGHT-

I'M CRYING OMF

I COULDN'T STOP

AAAAHHHH

I was bad at dows betches that pushed Pia on stage tho

lil betches

feking Miss Montenegro, Miss Angola, even Miss Indonesia wtf everyone hates her already even her own country, my sister, is disappointed af in hur

I wanna thank Misses USA, Bulgaria, Malaysia, Myanmar, Australia, Israel, Sweden, and all of the other girls who supported ma Pia :'D

i love them

they are

angels

true beauty queens

Olivia Jordan (Miss USA) was my fave supporter of Piyuh

bc bro

she also participated in Miss World 2013 and a friend of Megan Young

and I won wooo

She mah bff when it comes to beauty pageants I'm crying

i love her omf

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