December 20, 2015
Tonight I won Miss Universe
When Steve Harvey (MISTAKENLY) announced Colombia was Miss Universe 2015 I was like "Aw shit" but I clapped and congratulated her anyway bc I gotta stay humble yo
Then I thought
"Wait wtf how did this even happen"
Because Pia did way better tbh
no offense to Ariadna Gutierrez
Pia is much prettier too :-((
Did you see dows boobies in the swimsuit competition
She represents me, the country, so well :')
And then a miracle happened
WOOOOH
I WON MISS UNIVERSE HAHAHAHAHA
AFTER... 42 FEKING YEARS WOW
I NEVER THOUGHT-
I'M CRYING OMF
I COULDN'T STOP
AAAAHHHH
I was bad at dows betches that pushed Pia on stage tho
lil betches
feking Miss Montenegro, Miss Angola, even Miss Indonesia wtf everyone hates her already even her own country, my sister, is disappointed af in hur
I wanna thank Misses USA, Bulgaria, Malaysia, Myanmar, Australia, Israel, Sweden, and all of the other girls who supported ma Pia :'D
i love them
they are
angels
true beauty queens
Olivia Jordan (Miss USA) was my fave supporter of Piyuh
bc bro
she also participated in Miss World 2013 and a friend of Megan Young
and I won wooo
She mah bff when it comes to beauty pageants I'm crying
i love her omf
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