The tales of Ella

The Teacher and the kitten

Once upon a time there was a little girl called Ella. Ella could shift into animals. One day, she was walking to school. Then she thought about how boring walking was. She changed into a pigeon and flew in the classroom window.

"It's a pigeon! Kill it!" shouted the teacher.

Ella landed on the teacher's desk and shifted into a goose. The teacher's mouth dropped open. The goose went behind the desk, and Ella came out. The goose was never seen again, and the teacher assumed that it had been sucked into the ventillation shaft or something.

"Okay class. Today we will have a pop-quiz. If you get one question wrong, you will be expelled. That is what you get for being so noisy yesterday. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Everyone knew that the teacher was afraid of kittens. What they didn't know, was that there was a kitten slowly climbing up her back. The kitten climbed onto her head just as the teacher had finished passing out the pop quizzes. The kitten licked itself a few times, and then peeked down and stared right into the teachers eyes. The teacher jumped six feet backward and screamed.

"Kill it!"

The kitten had jumped off just in time and landed on the teachers desk. The teacher drew a torch.

"Die!"

The kitten jumped onto the teacher's chair.

"Augh! Burn the chair!" The teacher lit the chair on fire. The kitten thought for a second, gave a sly smile, and began touching the pop quizzes. The teacher waved the torch around maddly, incinerating the pop quizzes. The kids screamed and ran for the door.

"Oh no you don't! Get back behing your desks and get pencils in your hands. Then fail those pop quizzes!" The teacher blocked the door with her torch. The kitten jumped on the torch.

"Burn the torch!" The teacher threw the torch onto the ground. The kitten began slowly advancing toward the teacher. The teacher looked at the kitten, horrified, and backed up against a  wall. The kitten, trying to be as menacing as possible, began slowly walking towards her. Finnaly the teacher said: "Allright. Its time to end this." She drew a pistol and pointed it at the kitten. Her finger tightened on the trigger and...

and...

and...

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and...

The kitten morphed into an eighty pound lion and lunged at the teacher. The teacher screamed. The lion ripped off the hand holding the gun, bloodily... ***SECTION REMOVED*** ...and anyway, the school was destroyed by the fire.