Ask Erik!

Session Three

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Raoul: Just ask the question.

Erik: Fine. (Also, hello other me!! You are quite welcome! Answering questions is what we do! :)) ErikPhantom: "Well. You almost answered my question. In the past 'Ask Erik' you received the question of Hair Tips. Did you not? Anyway, you went on and on about your hair. Don't girls mainly care about their hair? You may think not. However, I believe that you not only care about your hair, but you are OBSESSED over it. Thank you."

Raoul: Yes, I like my hair very much. I like making myself look good. It's not a thing I'm ashamed of, and although it is a common characteristic of girls, that does not make it a thing that girls exclusively do. Likewise, there are girls who do not care very much at all about their hair, but that does not make them boys. *continues to pout*

Erik: Stop moping, Raoul. Your hair is lovely. Other me was just asking a question- that's the point of this book. You're the one that insisted on joining it.

Raoul: *perks up a bit* You think my hair is lovely?

Erik: Oh..... Did I.... actually say that? Moving on... The rest of our questions are from dixieferchalk Hello Dixie, wonderful to hear from you! :) (See? It's so wonderful that I am smiling!) "1.) how have you been recently?"

Raoul: I have been grumpy recently. *overdramatic hair flip* I HAVE BEEN INSULTED FOR MAYBELLINE'S SAKE!!

Erik: Get over it Raoul. I have been quite well, thank you for asking! How have you been? I'm still trying to adjust to managing my own account; it's quite tricky. I'm getting there, however. "2.) have you tried pringles before?"

Raoul: Yeah. They're cool. 

Erik: I have! They're very good. My favorites are the original flavor.

Raoul: What?? But what about the sour cream and onion flavor??

Erik: It's good, but not my favorite. 

Raoul: You, sir, are a disgrace. 

Erik: Whatever.

Raoul: Well it's true. 

Erik: Moving on. "3.) can you listen to the song Skinny Love by Birdy, it's really good, in my opinion." Give me a moment, I'll pull it up! 

David Tennant: One song length later. 

Erik: ............ Merde, that was good. She has quite the powerful voice! That was a lovely arrangement on the piano as well. I could tell that the song is quite a deep one, but I'm at a loss as to what the words mean...... I shall have to give it another listen to find out. I'm curious, Dixie, what do you understand it to mean (if you don't mind me asking)? 

Raoul: WOAH! That sounded really pretty! 

Erik: That would be the end of our questions, so adieu to you all! 

Raoul: Bye!