Dear Robo D
I was thinking, that I should write this whole thing in a different language so that no one could read it, then I realised I can't speak another language, so I think I might learn one if I survive this week, maybe German, or Spanish.... No, I got it! I'm going to learn Ancient Greek! Banana could probably tell me about Ancient Greek. If we could speak to each other.
The reason that I'm talking about languages and the reason I also can't speak to Banana, Marmie or anyone is, that since 7:00 AM everyone has been speaking different languages. I'm speaking Latin, Banana is speaking Spanish, Marmie is speaking French, Harry is speaking Swedish, Mr Kevin is speaking German and that leaves Crush, who hasn't spoken all morning. He just sat there watching, his deep brown eyes flicking from one person to another, his dark skinned fingers tapping his notepad as he sketched, every so often running his fingers over his short tightly curled hair. *drools*
Mr Kevin seems to be coping well, I think he might be singing,Meg keeps saying the words "Fick meine Frau , nicht ich brauche sie ... ich brauche nicht niemand" so maybe it an old song? I'm not sure...
Anyway, it is rather funny, as Harry has not yet realised that he isn't speaking English, and is yelling jokes, we are probably lucky not to be hearing, then screeching like a hyena, then looking confused as we don't laugh at his obvious comedic genius. Crush just frowns at him from across the room each time he does this, deep in thought, his forehead creasing a little, his soft brown eyes hardening with frustration, causing me to feel the same emotion he displays, accidentally mimicking his expression, when he looks across the room to see me staring (and quite possibly drooling) at him, me being cool under pressure, stared at him smiled (while wiping possible drool residue of my face) and ducked behind you, Robo D... Smooth.
Now I will return to banging my head against the door wishing I was dead.
Update on how my day is going
At exactly 13:04 we stopped speaking different languages, just in time to hear another blessing of a joke from Harry (yay!) let replay the moment for you Robo D:
We were just tucking in to a meal of left over buffalo wings and apple juice, when Harry turns to Marmie and says:
"How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?"
*cue hyena laugh*
And then Marmie says:
"Save it for your pillow."
"ya know, if I saw you naked I'd die happy."
Buffalo sauce sprays out of his mouth, like a sprinkler.
"If I saw you naked I'd die laughing"
At this point me and Banana burst out laughing and I even saw a smile from Crush, Mr Kevin finally decides to step in, after already drowning his feelings in half the buffalo wings, which I decide not to eat after Harry's 'joke'. And stick to the juice which tastes really good after a long morning of being stuck in a hot room full of sweaty people (if I could send you the smell I would, but that come with Robot Diary 2.0 and I only have the original.
We thought that it was over, after a day of languages, but now at 16:21 everyone is walking on their hands. Me, Marmie and Banana sit in he corner, as we are in our school uniform (which means skirts). We are only a few yards away from Crush and I can see over his shoulder on to his notepad, and what I see is beautiful. He sketched a drawing of a girl, who looks just like me, but her features seem so perfect being drawn by such an incredible artist, her hair falls just the right way, and her eyes shine brightly, and her smile seems to brighten up her whole face... I could watch Crush draw for the rest of my life, the way his hand brushed the pad, the way the pencil draws perfect curves and shadows..
"LACE"
"What?"
"Your not listening, are you?"
"Banana, i-i was j-just, i mean I-I was..."
I become distracted by Crush's perfectness again.
"What did I just say?"
"I dont know MOTHER"
I see Banana try to cover a smirk, but I still see it.
"I was saying that Ancient Greek is a beautiful language, and we should all learn it! It was last spoken in 300CE"
"What does CE-"
"Hush Marmie, no interrupting"
"Does that mean you have no idea what 'CE' means"
"No talking!" She interrupts "as if was saying, in Ancient Greek, they speak mainly of sex."
"Our lives will have to get a whole lot more exciting before we can use this language" Marmie laughs
If I had to be stuck in a basement on freak week, I'm glad I'm with Banana and Marmie. We lay out all the supplies we found that might be comfortable on the floor and try to sleep, but Harry's snoring is making that very difficult.
6 days and counting! See you tomorrow!
Lace
A/N
Hey guys! Hope you enjoy, I worked really hard on this, if you haven't already, go check out Grace's chapter, as it is very well written and made me really laugh. Thanks for reading and see you next time!
