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Cthulhu VS Zalgo

A/N: ALL RIGHT HERE IT IS THE MOST WELL KNOWN AND ONE OF THE GREAT OLD ONES THE ELDRICH ABOMINATION CTHULHU!!!! AND HIS CHEAP KNOCK OFF ZALGOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (I have no idea but from the picture Cthulhu is crouched down and part of his legs are submerged and Cthulu is taller than Zalgo's main body so we can tell Cthulhu is much taller than Zalgo

{Cthulhu's POV}

I sat in my underwater ocean cave (I don't know where he lives exactly most pictures you see if you look up Cthulhu you see him in or at an ocean) waiting for Zalgo to appear a few days ago he challenged me ME to a fight his powers are a knock off of mine. He walked in staring at me 

"Welcome to my realm Zalgo hope you enjoy your death" I said 

A/N: Note Bold and Italics are Zalgo's Words they would  be distorted but then you can't read what he says  

"Ha you think you can defeat me I was born to kill you " He said 

"I can barely understand you your words are distorted by that ugly thing you call a face" I said kicking him across the cave

"I see you can make smart remarks who knew Giant Squid man dragon things could even speak" He said getting up and tried to warp my view of things

"You can't do that to me but I can do it to you" I said making to where it looked like I was everywhere

"H-how" He said punching wildly at the copies with his fists and tentacles 

"Because i'm one of the Great Old Ones I was born before you even we're thought of therefore had more time to practice my skill and i'm stronger than you could ever believe there is even multiple cults worshiping me" I said kicking him across the room

A/N: AY SOUTH PARK REFERENCE Kenny or whatever his name is (the kid who dies every episode never seen the show btw only know about this because of a theory about Cthulhu causing him to be alive even after deing) parent's were in the Cult Of Cthulhu) 

He got up and started punching me which was doing nothing since I was larger than him. I picked him up and threw him down on the ground and stepped on him. 

"I'LL KILL YOU" He shouted sending energy at me 

I blocked it and picked him up took his head in between my fingers and squeezed causing his head to explode into blood and brains and bits of skull. I threw his corpse outside and swam up and started to destroy the nearby ships near my cave 

A/N: BOOM SEE snowlily34 Zalgo aint got nothing on the Cthulhu