voldemort imagines

voldemort finds your diary

today is a really good day because your friend voldemort is coming over your house and you are going to have a nice time. you will eat pizza 

you hear the door open and squeal with excitement.

"y/n, where are you fren?" voldemort yelled out as you got off of your bed and ran downstairs, seeing voldemort and hugging him, happy to have him in your presence. 

"voldy im so happy you are here" you yell out. 

you and voldemort go in your room and he sits on your bed and gets up, looking uncomfortable. 

"voldy bae whats wrong?" you ask him.

"nothing" he says lifting up your blanket, finding a pink notebook with your name and sparkly cat stickers all over it. 

"oh shit hes gonna read my diary" you say, but in your head, because you dont want him to hear you 

he opens the diary to see the words " i want voldemort to lick my neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack" revealed in front of him

"baby lemme lick you" voldemort says, making you drool rivers

he grabs you and starts taking off your clothes, then you return the favor by doing the same thing to him. 

when you take off his pants, his 9 3/4 foot long dick pops out, and you scream and throw a knife at it, thinking that its a snake. 

you almost stab his dick, but he laughs and says "baby its not a snake lmao ya dumb shit haha i am deceased"

you laugh, and then he licks you, hard. 

he licks your neck, your back, your pussy and your crack nicely and then you return the favor and lick his neck, his back, his dick, and his crack

then, you guys sleep because the author of this story is very uncomfortable and needs to drink a gallon of holy water to wash away their sins. 

(A/N: IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE WRITING THIS IDK IF I CAN DO THIS)