Plans Of A Mad Man (Billdip)

Chapter 1: New Tour

It was the first day of Dipper running the Shack all on his own. He had told Soos to stay home and try to help Melody raise the new baby girl Lisa. Today was quite quiet, but Dipper knew that a tour bus was supposed to come any minute and he had to do good. He couldn't have Soos thinking that he wasn't able to handle it.

The bus came and right as the doors swung open, a swarm of people came flooding out. It was like one of those tiny clown cars.

Dipper's P.O.V.
I took a deep breath then walked out to the crowd. "Hello ladies and gentleman," I projected my voice to get their attention, "Now fallow me to the Mystery Shack full of strange and unusual things and creatures that shall amaze you." I tried to remember what Grunkle Stan always did to attract dumb tourist who believed in anything you show them, except for the real stuff. I gave them the tour. I introduced the SasCROTCH, the unicorn-a-corn, and many other ridiculous attractions.

After the tour, I let them go and look around the shop to bye something. While they were doing that, I sat down behind the cash register waiting till they decided to bye something. But as I sat I saw a man who looked about my age and height but it was hard to tell since I was sitting down and he was leaning over the table that kept us separated.

"Hey, what's your name?" the man asked casually.

"Dipper, Dipper Pines. And you are?"

"Names Will Fire, crazy last name I know. I've heard the jokes kid, so don't even try." He said before I could respond to his answer.

"Okay, so what brings you to Gravity Falls?" I ask while observing his features. He has golden skin with bright yellow hair covering one eye. The other side of his head has dark black hair that isn't long enough to do much with. He has baby blue eyes that look like they could light up an entire room. He was wearing a yellow sweater with a picture of a bow tie on it and black pants that seemed to fit nicely. He also wore black gloves, I assume that he has a thing about germs, but I won't judge. I'm not one to make fun of another for being different, in fact, all through elementary school I was bullied. Ever since then I kept to myself. In fact I learned I was bisexual 5 years ago, and the only person I have ever told was my twin sister, Mabel. She was the only person I felt like I could trust.

"Hey you there kid?" Will said while moving his hand back and forth in my face.

"Wha- Ahhhh!" I screamed when I saw someone so close to me.

"Hey calm down, kid, don't have a heart attack."

"Sorry, I just have a thing about personal space and your kinda invading it." I said as I got up from the floor.

"Okay, sorry, didn't know. Just trying to get you out of your little trance. Did you even hear what I said?"

"Sorry, can you please repeat." God I was being so embarrassing, what's wrong with me?

"So I have been trying to find a job in magic, and when I started hearing about scary and magical things about this town I had to come over. People told me I had to come and check out the Mystery Shack, so here I am."

"So you do magic?"

"Yeah, watch." Will said as he pulled out a deck of cards. He made me check every card. Then he shuffled them and when he laid them on the table faced up they were all images of me with my signature on all of them. I was completely shocked.

He flipped them all to their backs, but when he flipped them back up they were back to normal. I was truly amazed.

"That's great, welcome to the Mystery Shack, new employee." Besides I could use more help here, but I just hope Soos doesn't mind. I'm sure he won't mind.

"Wait you're giving me a job? Thanks kid."

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A/N
Hey guys thanks for reading my very first Chapter in my first story it really means a lot to me. Sorry there was no billdip in this chapter, but they just meet and now they will see each other everyday, so don't worry, more chapters on the way.