Freak Weak!

Freak Weak: Day Two

Dear Robot Diary

Holy spit - tunes it's day two of freak weak? I have been dreading discovering what each day will have in store, but fascinated at the same time?
I keep looking at crush and worrying about what we are going to learn about one another over the next few days? Am I going to admit that I didn't know I wasn't supposed to wear underwear under my bathing suit until I was 13? Am I going to learn that he secretly runs an entry account where he sells "I like to stick doll legs up my nose!" graphic t-shirts?
Crush's dark mud brown hair was short and messy? I was a little envious, because my hair was long and tangled? It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't used my last hair tie to tie my bag up away from bugs?
Crush was a tall somewhat muscular guy, who was dead set making this as painless as possible? He did everything to keep himself busy? He didn't really talk to anyone? Not even when it wasn't freak weak? He had a small twitch in his lip when he read? I have obviously watched him read too often?
Marmie and banana have started creating their own type of Morse code where you have to make far noises with your mouth after every word, and if you want to end a sentence you have to bark like a dog? The only problem with that is we keep hearing whining at the door? I think all the dogs from the storm yesterday think it's there leader stuck in this basement and they need to fight to over take the human population? I've never been happier that dogs don't have opposable thumbs?
Mr. Kevin is getting aggravated, because his soon to be ex-wife won't stop updating her snapchat story with pictures of her and her "friend?"
I tried to be considerate and tell him that she's probably going to get covered in vines and used in a weird plant puppet show by sad trees trying to cheer up a weeping willow, but he just got upset and started saying that I'm a weeping willow? I didn't know how to react so I said, "my name is lacey?"
Crush and Mr. Kevin decided it was best if they trailed off to find things for us to survive on? They set out and left us with a hand held pocket flash light that came from Crush's keychain? "Please don't leave us here with harry?" I groaned? Mr. Kevin disregarded my comment, and started grumbling at his phone again?
Robot Diary I can't wait for that phone to die? One thing is for sure? When that battery dies I'm not lending him my phone? That and I don't want anyone to see the photo shop screen I made of crush and I holding hands as we are riding giant butterflies over a waterfall? I picked monarchs because Crush's eyes were an adorable orange brown color that resembled that of a monarch's wings?
We have been hearing rumbling all morning and all of a sudden Marmie and banana start dancing and hitting there legs like they were in a old time western saloon? I didn't think anything of it untill they started howling and driving get the dogs crazy again?
"You guys are make them think the mother ship is down here?" I proclaimed in confusson? "Oh right, you haven't been paying attention? That means we think there is something digging through the foundation? It's more shakey in here than Mr. Kevin relationship?"
I was about to shrug off the idea then immediately took refuge after I heard what sounded like an army of tiny squeaks? I knew I shouldn't have sprayed my bag in mozzarella cheese scented body spray? That's the last time I try to impress someone by smelling like there favorite food? I did this in attempts that if I smelled enough like crushes favorite snack he would relate his love of cheese to his feeling for me, but all I got was a werid stare from people I the hallway, and squirrels following me to school that day?
I braced myself as the a mound of dirt rose from the ground and a swarm of mice poured out and piled on top of one another forming a humanistic looking figure made of rodents? They all moved together and started miming at us? After a few seconds of being stuck in a box I hear Harry not too far away?
"Oh my rat king?" Harry had seen a lot of sci-fi fantasy shows and started to bow to it? He crawled up to it and kissed the rat constructed boot? This grossed me out because who knows where they had been before that, and also I felt sorry for the mouse that had to live with its first kiss being Harry?
All of a sudden the mouse constructed humanoid started moving and buzzing, and clapping? It took me a moment to realize what was going on? Then it hit me? No like it literally hit me? It started to tap on my shoulders and drumming on my head like a bongo? It was Marmie and banana's code?
Marmie starts communicating with it and looked like they were having a great discussion? Banana translated for the rest of us?
"Basically they say that they prefer to be called the ro-defence? They woke up this moring and had the ability to work as a symbiotic organism with advanced intelligence and decided to help the innocent and fight crime? They heard our code and quickly learned it so they could figure out how to save us?"
Marmie explained our situation to the ro-defence and thanked them for their concern for our safety? After some thinking and some evaluation of our predicament we asked them if they could find us some food and water? They were happy to comply and set on there way?
Harry wanted to come with them, but they were already gone and Harry couldn't borrow and multiply like them? He tried? He tried ripping at his clothes but he didn't have to muscle to even tear the seams?
The ro-defence returned with mountains of fruits and bread from the cafeteria, and a bunch of Bottled water? They also brought us some sleeping bags and a small statue of president lincoln? I don't understand the relevance of Abe lincoln but I not about to argue with a human sized colony of hyper intelligent super mice?
I felt like I owed them something so I gave them my cheese scented backpack and they were off again to do more vigilante work.
Harry caught them before they left and made Marmie ask them if they would bring him with them? I still wish they had said yes? When they left harry was almost in tears? Banana couldn't stand to see crying, so she attempted to give him a hug? "I am sure they would have loved a human sidekick? They were probably worried about your safety?" Banana was a little taken aback when Harry stood up and made a proclamation? "I HARRY ESBOTOM, WILL NOT BE TURNED DOWN! I WILL TRAIN! I WILL PROUD MYSELF WORTHY!" Harry then walked over to a nearby cinder block and with all his might, he moved it a quarter of an inch on his toe? I tried hard not to laugh, but the way he was hollering, and jumping was hysterical to say the least? After his failed attempt at being macho he then decided to show he stealth skills? "I will study in the arts of the mouse? The silent ninja of the night." He crawled around the ground sniffing the air and running on all fours? That was the last I saw him? "Hey lace? Do you have anymore of the cheese spray? When this weak is over we might need it to find him?" Marmie joked? "Yeah?the school might not like having a 150 pound mouse man roaming the basement catacombs?
When crush and Mr. Kevin returned they were frantic, and going on about this bizarre squadron of rabbits they saw outside fighting wih a bear shaped collection of raccoons? To say the least after their experience with the battle our predicament didn't seem so far-fetched? All of us were happy that we ourselves didn't you come to any outrageous transformations? Thank goodness? Well except harry? I hope he will recover in time ? Poor guy?
What a day it has been robot diary? I hope I see the ro-defence again someday? But hopefully they don't go to the dark side before then? I hope tomorrow doesn't consist of anything too weird?

PS. I saw Marmie making a doll in the corner a little bit ago? It had a top hat and an eighty's looking sweater? She has been petting it for the past few hours? I wouldn't be surprised if it started talking at this point? This is going to be a long weak?