Life As We Know It

The Super Duper Fantastically Fabulous Book Of My Life!

Now then for all you people out there who might get it somehow into your brainzes that I have written any famous manga, anime or books in my life so far, please look no further: Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto the character, the manga or the anime in any way shape or form, I also do not own any other mangas, books, animes, TV programmes, DVDs/movies, characters (ect) mentioned in this piece of writing. And yes I will be copying and pasting this message. Thankyouuuu!

My name is Alexis and I live on Earth...
This is so stupid, I can't believe they actually expect me to pour out all my feelings into some stupid book! They think they can pry into my life like this!? Hah! Fat chance. But whatever... I have to do it anyway. Okay let's try this again...
My name is Alexis Riley and I live in England, to the North-East, out in the middle of no where. I suppose I could list a few things about myself and be done with it but I'd rather this was less like a confession and more like a story so I'll leave you to get to know me more as I babble on. Hahahahaha, its so weird writing like this as if I'm actually talking to you- as if anyone will ever read this. Well why not? I talk to myself enough in the first place... Okay, scratch that, I've run out of stuff to say, so I'll list a few things about myself anyway I guess...
I love being lazy, manga and anime, quite a few colors that don't consist of yellow or pink, arty shit, musical shit, writing, reading and being sarcastic. I don't like people who are annoying, but I suppose that's hard to interpret seeing as you're not me and therefore you most likely have a different view of what 'annoying' is, but you know, I can't be bothered to explain. Might wanna get used to that too. Like I said I like being lazy, heheheh.
So basically here's how my life is right now. I'm just 14- yeah I know right I should have my own rights to my own privacy at this age yes? Well apparently not. Apparently I'm different in some way and therefore people wanna figure me out. Then they wind up 'all up in ma grill' as my BFF Kiara would say, and I get pissed. But I have a knack of not showing that so...
Ugh, 'just write down how you feel' they said. 'It will be easy' they said. 'No sweat, no ones gonna see it, just talk about how you feel, and what you do each day' they keep moaning on at me. Well I'm not writing down my feelings in this book! At least not unless I actually tell someone in real life. And that's final!
Ah this is so hard, what to write, what to write...
In other words, I hope you'll understand that I don't want you to think of this as a diary... More a... Book of what's going on in my life, with Value-Added-Feelings and graphic description included, minus my laziness and not being bothered to describe stuff that happens to me. So, here we go, as the great Naruto would say it, this is The Super Duper Fantastically Fabulous Book Of My Life! Believe it!

God that was cheesy...
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Haiiii! This is the first book I've ever decided to write on here seeing as I'm kinda shy so I don't tend to publicly show my work. Sorry if you don't like my story but ya know you can always look for another one if you're not keen on mine XD I will take requests to write other stories and I will take requests for furthering the plot line later on, but only if the terrible force of the writers block happens to make my writing really shit. Also, hopefully I won't update in chapters but in blocks, or I might wait until I've completed several chapters or even whole stories before putting them out. Please feel free to comment but I won't expect anything!
//hey future me here, smol update- fuck writing in blocks, at the moment I'm updating every Monday sometimes with a chapter midweek. Bye!//
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K Baiiii! <3

~The_Anime_Addict7