alright, Donald was driving me through the streets and shit in his expensive car and shit. he was telling me that he was gonna drive me to school and shit and for some reason we were together and shit but im okay with that because hes the man of my dreams and shit. he drove me to school and shit and when I got there and shit, I started talking to my friends and shit, they told me that I followed this guy on Twitter and shit, his name is ed and shit, and they told me he was a hacker and shit and that he was gonna hack me and shit and kill me and shit, so Donald came in and shit and taked me and my best friend and shit to a hotel and shit, and I saw my family there and shit but they looked like bad clones and shit, he told us to go to the bathroom and shit and take a bath and shit, we was scared and shit, so we tried hopping out the porsche and shit, aka the window and shit, Donald walks in and shit and then keily aka my best friend and shit she launches out the window and shit, I climb out the window and shit while hes trying to get me and shit, we was running and shit and I couldn't find keily and shit, then I got pulled down a hole and shit, and keily was like "sh sh sh we safe and shit" and she was like "das not Donald and shit, that's Ed and shit" so Donald hopped in the porsche and shit, and we was running and shit under ground and shit and we ran into this room and shit, Hilliary Clinton came in and shit, and she took keily to the room and shit, and I heard them fuCKING and shit, i was confused and shit, and um they came out and shit and we ran out the hole and shit again, and Donald told me he was Ed and shit but he said that he still love me and shit and he bent on his knee and shit and he pulled out a ring and shit he proposed and shit and I said "yes' and shit, and we lived our lives together and shit.
