Mildred The Salsa Dancer

Meet Mildred

Mildred is my salsa dancer

I love her very much

Because she is a very nice salsa lady

Her name is Mildred spoogetii

She likes to eat potatoes and cow skin

Whilst having a poo

She spells of fish

And lives in a camel

Her mum is a frog

Her dad is a boar

Mildred died because she got eaten by my pet alien

Where she went to heaven and became a elephant

She found out god is actually a leaf

R.i.p Mildred

But that's not the end of Mildred

She then got eaten by a stray elise and died peacefully in elises' arms

And elise became the mother of a caterpillar

And then her baby caterpillar gave berth to a crocodile

She died whilst giving berth because her baby was so big

So she split open like a banana

The end

------------

I have no idea what me and my friend just made oh help us 😂😂

---------- sasha & elise x